Seems to me maybe she’s already had too much protein?
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First of all, I don’t get the “please give us privacy” Schtlick when announcing something about yourself.
Secondly, she isn’t exactly being private when she states how this is a huge disappointment to her family, etc.
Thirdly, her family’s whole “thing” is to expose themselves to the media as much as possible, which she is actually continuing to do.
Lastly, this:???
“I am fully capable of handling anything that is put in front of me with dignity and grace.”
Sorry, Bristol, the dignity and grace genes are not in your family. Period.
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Dan Savage nailed this: what would the right wing media’s reaction be if this was one of Obama’s daughters?
Let’s use the same restraint in this case, people, and not lower ourselves to the commonest denominator.
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The woman simply cannot keep it in her pants.
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You’re probably right. A little roughage from the low country is in order. They should get it while they can.
Call me shallow, but I rather enjoy pointing and laughing at hypocrites.
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Be nice. She did not say the baby was a disappointment to her family. She said “this”. I think that means the whole situation.
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Well, uh…could this explain the last minute cancellation of the wedding plans? The good sergeant dodged a bullet there. I’ll wager the baby looks nothing like Dakota Meyer.
Oh, and if God was by her side at the time, perhaps He could have handed the dude a condom. Just sayin’.
LD
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We were thinking “Truck” for a boy or a girl. It stays in that wierd-o T world and is as baffling as the other kids’ names.
Whoo-hoo. Marriage equality is a go!!! So says SCOTUS.
Headline:
Conservative Heads Explode
Film at 11.
Lot of exploding gonna go on…two days in a row. Fucking amazing.
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There was speculation at Wonkette yesterday that Joey Junker (previous boyfriend) is the baby daddy because he warned her against drinking when she posted a picture of herself with a wine glass in her hand.
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I was thinking “Carport” if it is a boy and “Garage” if a girl. Both go really well with Palin.
It was either a shotgun wedding or a bride that was sowing her oats behind his back. That’s the real question here.
And in tomorrow’s news, Bristol Palin comes out strongly for abstinence education and waiting to have sex until marriage.
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Maybe she’s referring to that lovely house party she attended with her family last fall in Anchorage.
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Poor kid. The unborn, I mean.
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And underneath a full moon on a still Alaskan night, Northern Lights ablaze, a lonely wolf’s howl can be heard in the distance. And in a parked car on the outskirts of Wasilla, a couple watch the grizzly bears tearing through the garbage dump by their headlights:
(A man’s voice is heard in the car.): “C’mon Brizzy’! We don’t need protection. It’s a well know fact you can’t get pregnant if you hear a wolf howl on a full moon night.”
Bristol: “Dad & Mom told us about the aspirin between our knees, but I didn’t know that.”
~windows begin to fog up quickly!~
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And another lil’ Palin is on the way!
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Haha! So was I. Plus the entire McCain Palin campaign.
Woo Hooooo!
Two amazing days in a row!!!
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Sarah just needs more time to concoct her word salad blamestorm.
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