Discussion: Boston Globe Publishes Fake Front Page Imagining A Trump Presidency

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was Donnie able to retort on Twitter in less than five tweets?

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Boston Globe…dying…pathetic…losers…low-energy…lamestream media…make murka white again…stealing delegates…F the muslim mexicans.

Signed,
Derpy Drumpf

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I didn’t see anything about deporting or exiling ugly women. Does that happen on day two?

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"The Republican Party’s standard deserves to be hoisted by an honorable and decent man, like Romney or Ryan

“The answer is self-deportation, which is people decide they can do better by going home because they can’t find work here because they don’t have legal documentation to allow them to work here,” he said. “And so we’re not going to round people up.”

Mitt Romney

1/23/12

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Hey, at least they gave Trump a nice-looking tie.

Brother, the knives are out for poor widdle Donnie, aren’t they. Good.

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They seem to have left out:

MASSIVE TROOP BUILDUP ON MEXICAN BORDER

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MUSLIM NATIONS BAN OIL EXPORTS TO US

Can’t cover everything on the front page, I guess.

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Nice try, BG, but there’s nothing honorable about Romney or Ryan. Trump and Cruz speak for the entire party.

How many moderate Republicans can you fit into a clown car?
The same number of moderate ISIS members.

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Sad and funny. There’s always truth to satire.

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It would be nice if they followed up with a front page with Sen Ted “Seven Mountains Dominionist” Cruz as president. It is just a frightening.

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do you suppose his tie was made in China?

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It will be interesting to see who sues the Globe first, Trump or The Onion.

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probably don’t ban oil exports but withhold shipments until the greed upon price is $150/bbl payable in advance… shipped via the Somali Pirates route…

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@jcblues I’m thinking the donnie’s in hiding trying to pick the juiciest scapegoat for his recent failures.

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And then The Donny’ takes to the airwaves to calm the nation:

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Actually I envision the head of the Muslim bloc of OPEC saying, “if Muslims can’t enter the US, neither can Muslim oil. Suck on that, Donnie.”

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LOL… pretty loaded language :eggplant:

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A clever idea but I think they went too easy on him. They left out nuclear winter, cities reuduced to ashes,mass starvetion etc.

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And let’s take a virtual recap of his entire campaign and see how he made it to the White House in such a “classy” fashion…to become God Emperor Trump!

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Just a riff on Tom Friedman:

http://gawker.com/392491/thomas-friedman-to-iraq-suck-on-this

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