Better beef up on insanity defense: next year is going to be cray.
Bobby J8ndal is an illegal immigrant and heâs a Muslim! The Republicans need to send him to the Bush prison in Cuba! After that he goes to the Cheney ranch in Wyoming and gets water boarded - itâs not torture. Wink-wink.
Gov. Jindal, Iâd say the gist of Giulianiâs remark that Obama doesnât love this country is actually that he thinks Obama doesnât love this country.
âŚdrones the immaterialâŚ
I followed Larson while he was publishing, and also B. Kliban, a slightly darker version of him. This is my personal favorite.
He can only wish.
The gist of what Mayor Giuliani said â that the President has shown himself to be completely unable to speak the truth about the nature of the threats from these ISIS terrorists â is true.
Could someone please explain to me this absurd suggestion that Obama wonât use the word âIslamicâ to describe ISIL? He uses it all the time, but in the context of decrying their extremism. Do these mindless toads honestly expect the President of the United States to condemn a billion Muslims because of the extremists who pervert the teachings of the Koran in the same manner the KKK and Aryan militias pervert the teachings of the Bible? I swear I donât get it. It sounds too fucking stupid to be remotely true.
I realize that the Democrats and many in the media are all atwitter over Mayor Giulianiâs comments. Perhaps he should have chosen different phraseology for his remarks.
Given that âphraseologyâ is the study of fixed expressions, perhaps Jindal should have used a word that actually expressed what he meant, rather than a five-dollar word that proved his ignorance. His statement here is tantamount to saying, âMy fiancee didnât like the ring I bought her. I should have given her a different gemology.â
âWhite House spokesman Eric Schultz said that it was a âhorribleâ statement to make.â
Oh for fuckâs sake, is there no Democratic politician or official anywhere in the goddamn fucking country who doesnât sound like an old schoolmarm wringing her hands helplessly while her kids wreak havoc in Sunday School? âHorrible?â is the best this fucking wimp can do? Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ on a Cracker, Republicans call Supreme Court Justices âgoat-fucking child molestersâ but the best we can manage is âhorrible?â
No wonder the average boob in the street laughs at Democrats. I would too.
You want the White House to foam at the mouth over Rudy Giuliani?
Okay, whatever.
Yes, if he truly loved Murca and its freedoms.
Bobby, do you want to know what Rudy says about you in quiet rooms? Do you want to know how many other âconservativesâ in those quiet rooms agree with Rudy?
ââŚThe level of the Presidentâs love for our country is immaterial at this junctureâŚâ
Flush with newfound power, conservatives rush to their favorite policy positions â making every individual prove their worthiness to the satisfaction of government bureaucrats.
Lower taxes? Hell, Republicans arenât even pretending to want government out of anybodyâs lives anymore, and that doesnât cost anything!
âYou want the White House to foam at the mouth over Rudy Giuliani?â
This is precisely the problem. Too many Dems think that using strong, honest, direct language is âfoaming at the mouth.â Words do matter, especially in this media-saturated age. You canât constantly yield the rhetorical ground to your enemy. Using the word âhorribleâ is a passive word perfectly suited to a political party that normally is in a defensive crouch, waiting for the next blow.
Funny, I find Jindal immaterial.
And Jindal is irrelevant. Why canât this guy face the fact that heâs not going to ever be the GOP nominee much less president of the Untied States? His opinions are not wantedâŚby anybody.
Better yet, why donât we ask Osama bin Laden, Gaddafi, Godane, Hakimullah Mehsud, or al-Awlaki if Obamaâs rhetorical restraint provided an insufficient deterrent to their terrorist agendas?
Oh, thatâs right. Theyâre dead.
Never mind.
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ on a Cracker, Republicans call Supreme Court Justices âgoat-fucking child molestersâ but the best we can manage is âhorrible?â
Thatâs precisely the kind of terminology I describe as âfoaming at the mouthâ and it sounds like youâre applauding it.
But enough guesswork. You tell me, what âstrong, honest, directâ words would you suggest?
Some people think we should get ni the gutter with the Tea Party and wingnuts, but I donât think that is what people want,. It turns too many people off.
And, I know, some will say that the Republicans are winning because of it, but I donât think itâs that simple.
Try as he might to fit in with the parade of Obama-deranged, Republican, white trash aspiring to occupy the oval office, Little Piyushâs culturally revisionist gubernatorial portrait is about as close as heâll get to fitting in.