Kasich and Christie cross the threshhold in New Hampshire, but doesn’t this eliminate Fiorina as well?
Just so you know, my eyes have reported this as a hate crime, and my brain cells intend to file a class action lawsuit once the vomiting stops.
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It’s the wig… I’m serious.
Aha! The fix is in … Roger Ailes, the Trilateral Commission, the Masons and those bastards over Mrs Fields’ cookies have finally got their way and knuckled under Ayn Rand Paul. It’s an outrage but NOT a surprise. Let me tell you that Paulie Walnuts will split from the GOP and launch a political movement called Ayn-uses for America. It will be a Juggernaut rolling over all rivals to ultimate VICTORY!!! Stop that … stop laughing, I mean it. I’ll call the nurse, and NOT the cute one … the one with the mole and the uni-brow … yeah, yeah just keep laughing.
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But NOT a bit of surprise, given their selection of Mark Halperin (“Morning Joe” sidekick) & Rich Lowery (editor of “National Review”) as regular contributors
Poor Poodlehead. Here he thought he was gonna get Best in Show, and all he got was CNN most likely throwing him a bone to appear at the kiddie table. All bark and no bite.
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I am very disappointed. I have been hoping the Jeb Bush was going to fail to make the cut!
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You know Mother Jones could run a cover on Rand Paul with the exact same title because they aren’t blind to the cultural reference to the fictional commercial guy about who all the claims are completely beyond belief.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Does Rand’s hair look fake because he’s actually Kevin Spacey in a wig? I never noticed it before but from this angle…
Another occasion when The Onion is all too appropriate:
As an aside, I found a while ago that the international version actually is aimed at adults (at least the covers are, I don’t know how much the actual content is different). Apparently they only treat Americans like idiots.
But Ryand’s hair/rug is in. It will debate Trump’s hair straight up and bump ugly with Christie at the 'roundtable. Ryand’s toupee will not be besmirched and never needs cut, funny that.
The Paul do don’t, it’s past due and overdone. The Ryand rug will not be put in a corner, mostly because it’s shaped to Pauly’s pointed pickle.
In fact, Ryand says that if he is demoted by the 'Establishment" he’ll go third Party in the blink of an eye Doctor.
Calling all squirrels-poise your pens and prepare to cast your fuzzy little votes for Lib-Man! A nut in every sack!
HA!
To the kiddie table for you rat-hair! Oh, and jebbers is only at 3% nationally (even though his money bags spent 100 million so far), he should join you there as well.
Wasn’t the rule that you have to be over 5%?
He’s only at 3% nationally, so why hasn’t he been kicked to the kiddie table?
I thought their cutoff rule was 5%?
I love Chris Matthews and if readers hate him, I’d rather they just skip or mute any generalized denunciation right now – I hear it enough.
But I’m pretty sure that he argued forcefully two or three years ago, that Rand was the man to watch in this election. Chris was a pro he was explaining, so we could believe him. Ha! Betcha he’d like to get that one back! 
may not qualify for the main stage??? oh hell that poddle on his head is gonna be barkin mad
Still, the Klown’s Kiddie Kar kontinues to empty slowly. (Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Now I’m not sure.)
Anyway, the debate organizers should be doing this reality show style and kicking the lowest performing in the aggregate of each previous poll down to the kiddie table. The lowest performer there goes off the stage.
Whittle it down to the desperate and crazies!
New Hampshire polling keeps him in.
Too bad!
I can’t wait to see him get kicked off the main stage.