Oh BillO - do you realize that you’re the one bringing up the comparison with Weinstein?
Can someone please hand this brave little toaster a box of tissues? He’s gonna start crying, what with his kids being in a “kill zone” and all…
Is today FuxNews day at TPM?
Victimiser plays victim. How typical of O’Reilly and his ilk, of which there are many. Pathetic!
Well, if anyone knows about unsubstantiated, conspiracy theory hit jobs, it’s Billo. We can’t expect him to understand that reporting the truth doesn’t constitute a hit job.
“This was a hit job to get me out of the market place and then you’ll have the left say ‘Oh, you’re paranoid,’ but I can back that up 50 different ways, okay?,” O’Reilly said. “Media Matters is involved, CNN is involved and it’s beyond any doubt.”
Oh, Bill, don’t short-change yourself. I bet you can back it up $45 million ways.
“To hear Bill O’Reilly tell it, he’s just the target of a media hit job.”
And Billo is right—if you redefine “hit job” to mean "reporting the facts and professing the truth."
“A nonconsensual sexual relationship”?? AKA rape?
Shorter BillO: Now Megyn is being controlled by NYT:
1 / Big powerful noisemaker snowflake is sad! (nobody empathizes, because F•ck it, we’ll do it live!)
2 / Please notice he never blames FOX, which actually fired him…no doubt a contractual part of his Departure Deal/Payoff.
3 / I can give you $32M reasons why the NYT is not responsible for his legal & professional problems. Better that he blame L’il Bill.
Rapish. (not rakish)
These asshats, and by ‘these’ I mean everyone at Fox and their policy outlet, the White House, should be met with gales of laughter wherever they go. Really, imagine Huckabee’s ‘press briefings’ or Chester the Molester’s whines with an old ‘I Love Lucy’ canned laughter track…
“We’ll get back to you on that.”
(Hahahahahahahaha)
“I’ve not been read in on that.”
(Hahahahaha…hahahaha)
“I’m a victim!”
(HAHAHAHA…applause)
Somewhere, Keith Olbermann is quietly chuckling to himself and humming a few bars of Zip-a-dee-doo-dah or perhaps Oh, What a Beautiful Morning (maybe both).
Yeah, everybody always offers up $32 million to settle nuisance claims when they can prove their total innocence.
Bill-O is right. The Times IS out to get him.
And he’s dumb enough to keep handing them ammunition.
Alternate headline:
O’Reilly Complains: NY Times Pressuring Me to Rub Falafel Over My Naked Body
And bravely hides behind his children.
Since O’Reilly is a conservative Catholic did he say Jesus take the Wiehl?
He sent gay porn to his lawyer. I’m still trying to comprehend that.
Dear Bill-O,
The good news is that you aren’t paranoid. The bad news is that everyone is out to get you. Now go crawl back under your rock.
Love,
Ken in MN
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