Joey The Shark can hold his cone any damn way he wants to, and make you love him even more, bitchez.
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Equating the belief that we should have reasonable, effective, comprehensive gun regulations with being âanti-gunâ is fucking dishonest and nothing but a strawman argumentâŚthe last refuge of the cornered ideologue who is losing an argument. Stop mischaracterizing what everyone is saying, grow the fuck up and address the arguments on their substance, instead of twisting them into moronic soundbite alternatives that you feel are easier to argue against.
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Donât let Puddles take you off topic, the troll is thread-jacking.
Never gonna happenâŚitâs a TROLL fer the love of Dog!
Thankfully the innerwebs does not yet have technology for his bodily odors to be attached to his odious comments. So heâs easy to ignore.
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Ice cream was melting but now itâs chillin with Joe Cool.
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But GUnz.
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Oh, I knowâŚsometimes itâs fun and cathartic to lambaste them tho, even tho I know I shouldnât bother.
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Click bait
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Gotta admit that even tho Iâm late to the party (took a nap, damn retirement anyway!) and Puppies got kenneled it seems (his poo has been removed), what remains is fodder for some excellent belly laughs.
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Thatâs the new WEEDAH-CREME.Itâs frozenâŚtastes sweetâŚand gets you really really zonked.
WEEDAH-CREME ROCKS !
Iâm stubbornly hoping that weâre gonna see more of Joe Biden on the national scene . . .
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Nice to see a politician mugging for a photo with two citizens.
Itâs interesting how everyone is treating folks associated with the legalization of marijuana with the same junior-high jokes as before. Youâre the Vice President of the United States (Gore), oops, you get high so now youâre a stoner trolling for the munchies. Set a record for winning the most Olympic Gold Medals of any competitor in the history of the event, oops, you get high so youâre now a stoner who canât remember your address. I enjoy some of the jokes as much as the next guy, before and after medical marijuana, but articles like this make me think were still socially as Victorian as US attitudes toward sex.
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Iâd bust a spliff with Joe, and go for ice cream in his 'Vette, any time!
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Talk about cool! Joe just seems like someone who would have hung out with Frank, Dean, and Sammy. Damn, I hope he stays available for the public.
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Hey, it makes sense to me! Iâve carried ice cream cones in hot weather, and napkins or no, they dribble all over oneâs hand and wrist and clothes faster than I at least could eat them. So, cup or palm, itâs a better method than I used. And he can carry them any way he wants. 
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Better, cone ice cream in a waffle cone cupâŚmmm, conetastic.
The Onion will miss him tooâŚ
WASHINGTONâInstructing workers to be on the lookout for a pretty huge package labeled âFragile,â Vice President Joe Biden visited the White House mailroom Friday to check for the arrival of a grow light heâd had delivered under a fâŚ
via theonion.com
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My favorite was always âShirtless Joeâ and the TransAmâŚ
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Right. I remember that one too. My favorite line: âBack in 2001, the car was up on blocks in the National Mall, and he was so busy rotating those tires that he bailed on the confirmation hearings for secretary of state.â
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Thank you Joe for our Happy Time News today!
Thatâs his name, Joe Cool!