it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out which button opens the elevator doors
Ben Carson Freed From Elevator, Meets Miami Heat Legend Alonzo Mourning
Ben Carson gets the shaft.
It’s Mourning in America.
He was convinced that if he pushed the basement button twice, the doors would open on hell.
Now he knows what pyramid corn feels like…
I soooo would’ve loved to have farted in that elevator…silent though, so everyone would have to wonder who farted on the Secretary.
Or if it was the secretary himself who farted.
Or wonder if the Secretary shit his pants…
Can someone remind Mental Ben how elevators work?
Carson continued in his duties, unfazed:…
I'd brag about forging ahead with my responsibilities after having a bit of shrapnel removed from a leg. Or emerging from a rollover SUV accident. Maybe a hospital discharge just hours earlier for a bout with pneumonia. But a fricking 15 minute delay in a stuck elevator? This is heroic fortitude in the face of a daunting challenge?Right? It’s not like he took an arrow to the knee…
He probably did that when he had to walk among all those low-income people.
Yeah, a wounded knee can devolve into carnage if you’re on the wrong side of the tracks…
Julia Bagg is my new hero, not only was it professional she kept saying Free Ben Carson in her remarks on camera.
… fightfighters are attempting to FREE Ben Carson this morning in a …
… first responders were called to XYZ in order to FREE Ben Carson this morning as he visits …
Julia forever!
Carson will have to come out and say now he knows how his ancestors felt after the 13th Amendment was signed.
Please Ben, do it. For all of us. But especially for Sean Spicer.
Later that day, Carson locked himself in his car. It took police over an hour to free him.
No, it took Carson an hour to convince police that he was HUD secretary and he wasn’t trying to steal it.
Here’s a cute otter picture:
Why do people even MEET with these scumbags? I’m waiting for some Trumphole to stick his hand out and for the person on the other end to look at the offered hand as if it were a big turd and then walk off. I’ve done it four times now to Trump voters and the look on their faces every time has been priceless.
”After a brief period in which he was trapped in a crowded elevator, Secretary of Housing and Urban Development Ben Carson was freed by Miami-Dade fire rescue on Wednesday.”
But not before a panicked Dr. Carson stabbed and ate several Uruguayan rugby players trapped with him.