Carson’s been eating too much flied lice.
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Larry Wilmore last night wondered aloud if Carson is always closing his eyes because he has the answers to debate questions written down on the insides of his eyelids because he is after all a brain surgeon for whom surgically removing and replacing eyelids would be a breeze.
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So shouldn’t the next question have been: “if Dr Carson has been given “intelligence” on this why is he talking publicly about it? Should a President reveal everything he is told by the intelligence community too?”
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Thank you. Thank you very much. We’ll be here through the end of the week. Don’t forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders, and Josh of course.
“From your perspective and what most people know, maybe that is inaccurate,”
Armstrong and Carson have made a living making these claims.
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Sorry Armstrong…“intelligence” by your definition is not what you think it means…
Any reference to “our intelligence” by the Carson campaign is just laughable. It adds up to such a teeny-tiny amount of information, that combined with other things, still couldn’t get you to the intelligence of stupid pet tricks.
Keep re-freshing that bullshit, Armstrong…it’ll still stink in the end.
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Does “It was linked in a comment on an article on NEWSMAXXXX” count, though?
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His supporters have never laughed at very much Carson has said…unless it’s the kind of humour on the level of…“Knock knock…”
I like Wilmore’s show a lot. I wish he was on first now before the Daily Show. Since Colbert went to CBS, and Jon Stewart is doing whatever, I don’t stay up for must-see TV to watch anymore. Wilmore is a class act though. I just wish he came on a bit earlier now.
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Take that a step further. Carson, who is not the nominee, is receiving intelligence briefings that are so secret that literally nobody else outside of the Pentagon circles knows about, and his staffer is receiving the same briefings??
Just think that through. Putting aside that just being a candidate doesn’t suddenly raise your security clearance, that would mean they are briefing every candidate…and their respective staff…on the fact that the Chinese are in Syria…
…and absolutely nothing has been leaked?? Except of course for Carson and his campaign manager who are now leaking it very publicly.
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Chinese battlefield MREs will assure this threat ultimately fizzles…
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“From your perspective and what most people know, maybe that is
inaccurate,” Williams told MSNBC. “From our own intelligence and what
Dr. Carson’s been told by people who are on the ground who are involved
in that region of the world, it has been told to him may times over and
over, that the Chinese are there.”
Now, let me tell you about the time I was offered a full scholarship to West Point. True Story!
Jesus Christ does this campaign say anything that is not pulled out of their collective asses?
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I agree on your assessment of Wilmore’s show. I actually like it better than TDS right now.
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There’ll be a story confirming all this very soon, I’m sure. It will be from Weekly World News or World Net Daily, though.
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That’s how many of us cope with this heap of bullshit inflicted…
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So Dr. Carson has a Secret or higher clearance? That should be pretty easy to fact check.
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Eggs, sugar, milk…the usual. It’s a really good desert for Chinese stuff.
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Or laundry…
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pst, I think it was rhetorical…
You’re gettin’ older, pal. 
“it has been told to him may times over and over, that the Chinese are there.”"’
Not only that, but they are also holding a make-up test on US-Chinese relations for GOP/Teatroll POTUS candidates on November 31, 2015 at 3:00 p.m. in the Qin Shi Huang Room at the Chinese Embassy in Baghdad.
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