I am dying here. OMG that was so funny
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My biggest weakness is that Iām fed up with clowns lying to the people so as to appear like they know something about how to make the United States a better place for EVERYONE to live in peace. Too bad everyone on that stage is included in that group.
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Iām finding the World Series more entertaining than watching deliberate stupidity.
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My biggest weakness is that Iām a grifter looking to fleece the American populace said every candidate up on the stage tonight.
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The GOP debate:
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Grab your socks, and Iāll drive you home.
Speaker Hastert?
jw1
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Anybody else think that Rand Paulās answer is the āannouncementā that some guy was tweeting about earlier this evening in a vague prediction?
My biggest weakness is I love to be dominated by a strong womanā¦which is why I want this nomination so bad.
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The Twitter was from Rick Wilson whose feed Iāve been looking at, and heās a very funny guy and draws very funny peopleās comment. But he did post this an hour ago.
Ask yourself: who do you want on stage against Hillary Clinton?
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It allows President Obama to borrow unlimited amounts of money.
Really?
The debt limit was raised in the bill today by āā¦?
Damn that Obama is good at negotiation.
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Yikes.
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And, āHow long would it take you?ā
A friend has a business partner, whom I never met. She wanted to play a joke on him. So, she asked me to interview with him, and be a horrible, obnoxious interview. So, I wear a matching Valeur jogging suit, which is, sadly, all to prevalent in some parts of Jersey. Iām chewing gum like a cow, shake his hand, slap him on his ass like baseball players do to each other, and said āletās do this!ā the 3rd question out of his mouth was āWhat is a weakness of yours?ā I said āIām too awesome!ā I couldnāt keep it together, and broke up laughing. Thatās essentially what these GOP asshats, running for the highest office in the land, did tonight, only they were DEAD SERIOUS!! HAHA! But, it plays right into their constituents wheelhouse! āWeāre 'Murricans! We donāt have any weaknesses!ā
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Ha!
To be fair, the inability to answer the question everyone knows is coming IS the minor flaw, but which candidate would you expect to give the honest answer of āIām batshit crazy and/or dumb as a fucking post?ā
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Any of them. Heck, all of them at once couldnāt lay a finger on HRC!
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My biggest weakness is that this was the very lamest debate I have ever forced myself to watchā¦Actually, it took intestinal fortitude just to get through it. I should be given a ribbon for challenging myself to see if I could make it all the way through to the end. And by-goshā¦I did it! Give me a fucking trophy!!! I deserve it.
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Unfortunately, weāll never really know now, will we?
Your biggest weakness totally blows compared to my biggest weakness, which is that Iām so much more awesome than anyone else here. It totally sucks to be me while I kick the asses of all the lamers around here. Also, that I would even consider this job for less than a billion dollars a week is even my more bigger weakness. In conclusion, bleaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhh!!!