Discussion: Behold, Gohmert's Amazing Flow Chart Revealing Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

Does paying to have him in the House cost us less than having him institutionalized? Keep in mind, we lose the humor and WTF conversational value if he’s put away.

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Times Square for me.

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I have a photo of Gohmert at a DC Subway restaurant. I’ll therefore assume he traded child porn with Jared Fogle.

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Yep. The express from Grand Central. I loved coming up out of the ground into that.

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“executive edition” and “executive model,”

“Members Only” and “Ex Officio.” grrrrrr

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I think I can represent this hearing, and modern republicans, in website form: http://timecube.2enp.com

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I came in on an elevated train from an outer borough, so I went underground at the end. It was almost thrilling to emerge into the craziness of the Times Square station, but not Times Square itself, when I’d left the relative calm of a small neighborhood.

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Or Micro$oft Exchange Server

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Lyndon LaRouche is still alive? How is that possible? Must be why the expansion of the universe is accelerating.

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@maxaroo Verrry interr-esting! But, it’s only a dotted line relationship, so not anything to be concerned about.

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Anyone see George Soros’ name on the chart?

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I must have missed this one, but speaking of conspiracies:

Secret Finding: 60 Russian Payments "To Finance Election Campaign Of 2016”
The FBI is scrutinizing more than 60 money transfers sent by the Russian foreign ministry to its embassies across the globe, most of them bearing a note that said the money was to be used “to finance election campaign of 2016.”

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Don’t worry. I’m sure it’s just one face of a six dimensional cube.

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Is this ever not the Russians trolling [future] investigators and laughing at America?

It’s like the Wikileaks account telling Dotard Jr that his father should dispute the validity of the election after he loses. They are aiming for maximum scandal, mistrust and damage.

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Well Shazam Shazam Gohmert, there’s no flow or conspiracy or conspiracy to flow, so you and your bald head can go wax off some place.

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Please tell me that he’s not into role playing games.

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Must be why the expansion of the universe is accelerating.

Hot gas has a way of expanding things.

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Gohmert is an idiot.
The GOP is an evil crime ring.
The Trump family is a mob family whose main business is money laundering
And the whole lot of them can go to GTMO as far as I’m concerned from Trump down to Gohmert.
Round them all up and send them away and if their constituents get uppity they can spend the rest of their lives in a re-education/work camp.

The problem is not the representatives but the people they represent.

that’s what revolution looks like

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Thank goodness he didn’t include us!

—the Illuminati

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