Discussion: Behold, Gohmert's Amazing Flow Chart Revealing Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy

I know, right?

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Think I did something like this in my dorm room while under the influence.

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Yes. The doctor that performed Gohmert’s frontal lobotomy.

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The signal to noise ratio in American politics is badly out of adjustment.

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I think I found the source for Gohmert’s “chart.” It’s the London Underground!

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Mind the Derp.

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I pray it’s not after eating asparagus.

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@maxaroo

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OT - great avatar. I love those guys.

Pardon my language, but these people are a national fucking embarrassment…

I followed multiple circuitous links to nowhere in that “chart”… one example from just above center, going to the right:

Obama FBI → Comey/Mueller/Rosenstein → Obama → Hillary → “secret server” → Mueller → Comey → back to previous Rosenstein… the entire thing is meaningless! I suppose it’s all about highlighting those conspiratorial keywords… the huge, red “Uranium One” and big, red “Russia”…

But if you look closely, there are only two paths to Uranium One. From Rosatom (makes sense, right?) and “Clinton Foundation”, a completely spurious and unfounded allegation there, a presumption with little to no actual evidence. It mirrors the “Banghazi Scandal” in its impunity…

It’s like spiteful little kindergarten children are running the Senate. As I said, a national fucking embarrassment.

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I saw a very similar diagram, with different names in the boxes, on the back page of an older WIRED magazine

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So far as I can tell, he missed the link between Steele and Fusion with Sunny and Bo.

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absurdly twisted lies that sounded exactly like truth.

He’s able to package his nonsense in clouds of words that sound intellectual-ish and educated and insider-y, like the title of his publication: “Executive Intelligence Review.” That sounds like something you get with a subscription to Forbes or Barron’s.

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If we have to take Gohmert seriously, we’ve failed.

Louis Gohmert doesn’t belong in ANY serious discussion about ANYTHING, despite the fact that he somehow got elected.

See Eric Holder’s discussion of Louis’ “asperagus.” See ANY ONE of Louis Gohmert’s public appearances.

Really? We’re dissing Louis Fucking Gohmert now? Isn’t he beneath notice?

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I think I found the source for Gohmert’s “chart.” It’s the London Underground!

I think that’s a map of the tunnels connecting all the abandoned Walmarts used by FEMA in Jade Helm. They’re used for transporting white Christian prisoners captured by Obama’s jackbooted ACORN Muslim thugs.

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Are you kidding? This is TPM’s metier.

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I was wondering about that. They looked…familiar.

:smiley: .

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New York subway system, er, conspiracy flowchart. I knew it well back in the day.

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It’s funny how audio and visual memories are locked together. When I saw the London map I heard “mind the gap”. When you posted this I heard “South Ferry”.

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