On Donald’s birthday, no less…
Excellent trolling by the Aussie PM.
We are an international embarrassment!!!
Nice. This will still go down as the classic way to handle the tramp in the best way possible. Vicente Fox has tramp’s number.
Trump is a bully. First and foremost. He thinks ‘winning’ is slamming the guy (or gall) FIRST before they can come after him. What he doesn’t realize is that they probably aren’t GOING to ‘come after him’ because they are mostly rational human beings. When he pulls one of his dickish moves and then they take the bait, Trump mockingly crows 'See? What was I supposed to do? ’
Anyone keeping score of which world leaders are mocking Trump? Okay, so it was Australia’s turn. Who’s next? 
Donald, everyone at your pay-grade thinks you are a joke. Really.
“We don’t want other countries and other leaders to laugh at us anymore,”
Great, now we’re going to war with Australia. We’re going to suffer some serious casualties - have you seen how many things are capable of killing you down there?
Of course, this assumes that Donnie can actually locate Australia on a map. If I’m lucky, he’ll go after New Zealand instead. Can somebody get Peter Jackson to safety before things go down?
I’ve got family in Oz, so I’m now waiting for the knock at the door from Donnie’s new Anti-Aussie ICE Patrols. If they do find me, I’d like to donate all my karma points and the balance of my Prime subscription to a worthy cause - you guys sort it out amongst yourselves.
C’mon Mueller, you’re taking too long!
Dear rest of the world,
More of this, please.
And this from Mexico…
Actually, Australia is so advanced, that it’s actually the next day for them…
This is GLORIOUS!
And the orange idiot creates a disproportionate diplomatic incident with Australia in 3… 2…
The constant, endless winning…I’m breathless.
Happy Birthday
To the laughingstock
Happy Birthday
To the joke of the free world
Everybody mocks you
You dumb oaf
Happy Birthday
to you
While running for office, Don the Con bragged he’d restore our international standing. Uh huh.
MAGA
Remember when the U.S. president was admired and respected around the world? Sigh: misty water-colored memories.
His Trump impression needs work. Yes, he worked in some of Trump’s verbal tics, but his hands were off. They looked more like Saunders’ piano-playing forward thrusts, not Trump’s accordion-style hand-chops. Also, if you’re not alternating hand-chops with okay-symbol finger-points, you’re really not capturing the essence of Trump.
My wife says it’s more like a trained seal…