Discussion: Attack On Paris Church Only Avoided When Extremist Shoots Himself In Leg

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DarWinner!

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Texan?

Who knew guns were dangerous?

I hope the Islamist filth doesn’t develop a nasty infection in the hospital.

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Hopefully the people administering medical aid are not on his target list.
His life saved by infidels? He’ll be ashamed forever.

Bad guy with gun stops bad guy with gun.

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It’s like these people think they are living inside a comic book. You get guns to blow things up and shoot people, but then you revert to your western habits and call an ambulance when you end up hurting yourself. Whether it’s the Boston marathon bomber or this guy, we should be trying to better understand their psychological profile, at least to devise messages to get through to them.

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You definitely win the Internets today!

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The Onion grows more fearful every day that their publication is going down.

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((bows and doffs baseball cap))

I’m really not that good at making light with sad/nasty stories.
My condolences go the the family of the young lady this nut apparently killed at random.

Just tell him that while he was under sedation, Allah came by to warn him that the next time he picked up a gun, Allah would make him shoot a little higher.

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Every news story I’ve heard on this today started out with, ‘French authorities thwarted a terrorist attack when…’

A sentence or two later we learn that he literally shot himself in the foot. WTF?

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It’s becoming obvious that keeping these swine from Syria is the wrong strategy. Fool them and funnel them clandestinely into a nearby country and deliver them to Syria … Assad’s forces are in Syria. They do not fear us, hand them over to their coreligionists … I’m sure the torture and executions will be completely Halal.

TPM:

An Islamic extremist with an arsenal of loaded guns was only prevented from opening fire on churchgoers because he accidentally shot himself in the leg, French officials said Wednesday.

Good.

Now if only we could get American open-carry terrorists to do the same.