Discussion: Arizona Lawmaker To Entertain 'Chemtrail' Conspiracy Theories

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Well, fiction can be entertaining.

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The Teanuts demand you get on your knees, GOTPer!

…and don’t forget to work the shaft.

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The Government is so bumbling and bungling they can’t even manage to deliver the mail as efficiently as a REAL business would.

Furthermore, The Government is a finely-tuned machine of malice, a Swiss-watch of evil, with enormous sinister plans and capabilities.

Of course it is.

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Well, it fits perfectly with the Obummer is an evil genius/Obummer is a drooling idiot put into place by Afirmative Action and ACORN.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the World Wide Web. Making smart people smarter, stupid people stupider and crazy people crazier since a date no one can quite agree on that was sometime in the 1990s.

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CURSE YOU AL GORE!!!

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yes, I’m sure that a government bureaucrat will totally be able to put at ease the minds of deranged tinfoil-hatted conspiracy nuts who desperately want to believe their insane theories. That strategy has worked so well, after all, to debunk the UFO conspiracy theories that have been around since Roswell.

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Bring me your silly, your wired, your addled people, yearning to be fleeced.

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“I’m not a scientist and I don’t know what’s in the (chemtrails). I think we have a right to know instead of worry about it every day.”

I’m sure your utter ignorance won’t stop you from imagining the worst, however, no matter what someone who knows what he or she is talking about tells you.

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The big question is how many books will various kooks manage to sell out front?

“Every time they do chemtrailing there is some dramatic change in the weather. I noticed it this weekend and then it got very windy,” Havasu County resident Jennifer Cramer told the newspaper. “I’m not a scientist and I don’t know what’s in the (chemtrails). I think we have a right to know instead of worry about it every day.”

I’ve never felt the need to announce to the world that I am an idiot like some others do.

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Let’s just cut to the chase, shall we?

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21st century Republicans are people who have voluntarily imposed upon themselves the mental discipline that Orwell thought it would take an all-pervasive police state to impose upon them by force.

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No hearing, no water quality testing, NOTHING will change the “beliefs” of atavistic idiots. Their ignorance is primal and deep.

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One nation under sedation.

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I’ve decided they just compartmentalize. In their work lives they weigh evidence and draw the most likely science-based conclusions. They won’t say your problem is caused by evil spirits or an imbalance of humors. But it doesn’t seem to impair their ability to believe preposterous things outside the medical realm.

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“I’m not a scientist and I don’t know what’s in the (chemtrails). I think we have a right to know instead of worry about it every day.”

Good thing she hasn’t noticed the Oscar Meyer weiners.

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Fucking idiot simpleton. This is what happens when you elect uneducated dipshits into public office.

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Behold the effect of private schools and home schooling! And vaccines are bad too!

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