They are going to need a white middle aged guy to say Sarah Huck a Buck needs to go or it will be ignored…with glee.
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Uncanny likeness:
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I’m a white middle-aged guy! (
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“Bitch Gotta Go!” - Pickles Oblong
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What the actual satisfactual fuck, NYT. Are you serious? Or have you undergone a hostile takeover by the Onion?
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Most people with Tourette’s blurt out random sounds or curses. Sarah, on the other hand…
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Lying by just making shit up is not a “slip of the tongue.” A slip of the tongue would be if she said, “the president* is crazy” when she really meant to say “the president* is lazy.”
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From the NYT that brought you WMDs, and Hillary’s e-mails.
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Gotta give equal air-time to Holocaust deniers as well as Historians. Otherwise you’re not being fair and balanced.
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It appears to me that the toad buys its outfits from a more fashionable outlet than Little Rock Tent and Awning. (H/T: To the genius on the TPM comments section who originally coined the name “Little Rock Tent and Awning”)
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I like April Ryan but this is absurd. If someone shows up at your house with a box of cobras as pets for your young children do you point to one and insist it be taken back, because it’s a cobra? They’re ALL COBRAS.
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And don’t forget the 850,000,000 words they published about the Whitewater non-scandal.
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They want to be a forum where all views can be heard, including the evil, stupid, and flagrantly wrong ones.
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“The President’s mouthpiece."
Tokyo Roseanne?
Lord Hee-Haw?
Axis Sallulite?
Baghdad Blob?
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Rita Skeeter
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Priscilla Pravda
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Ivanka Izvestia
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Fanne FoxNews
(if your an old fucker like me and remember Wilbur Mills and the Tidal Basin sex scandal from the 1970s, that’s actually pretty damned clever!)
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Lyin’ Lurlene
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