Discussion: Apple Kicks Off Event Expected To Unveil Redesigned $1,000 iPhone

According to Seth Myers it will have many revolutionary new features.

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And as a result, they never learn to question things. Nobody questions things in this country anymore. Nobody questions it—everybody is too fat and happy. Everybody’s got a cell phone that’ll make pancakes and rub their balls now

RIP George Carlin, Comedian and visionary.

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There’s a cell phone that’ll make pancakes? Where do I get one? How much is it? Is it made by Samsung? Will it make waffles too? Not those phony Belgian waffles. American waffles. Waffle House waffles.

This is the best news I’ve ever heard!!!

Since you’re in the know, Ralph, can you tell me, Did Apple also reanimate Steve Jobs or is that just a file photo?

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steve jobs sees you when you’re sleeping. he knows when you’re awake.