Discussion: Ambien Maker Slams Roseanne: 'Racism Is Not A Known Side Effect' Of Our Meds

In ambien veritas

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And like all Tumpistas they canā€™t walk away
If she had just said Iā€™m sorry STFU and laid low for a while , but humility is not in their DNA
Hereā€™s one for you you great fat ugly racist Keep Digging

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My old college roommate went on to become a successful standup. He told me that when Rosie came on the scene, everyone had her figured for ā€œcrazy assholeā€ pretty quickly. ā€œHer id has no filterā€ as he put it. Sheā€™s actually one of the most-disliked comics in the business - by other comics. Not jealousy for her success - dislike of her as a person.

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The Trumpists have effed the world up so completely, now I am finding myself liking big pharma.

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The most realistic characterization of Roseanne I ever saw was ā€œprofessional vulgarianā€. The question now is, can you be a professional when no one pays you?

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I donā€™t think sheā€™s in New York though. But big ups for the Hov reference.

I took Ambien for a couple of weeks. It was great at first and then I started having the most horrific night terrors. The last one was so bad and traumatizing that I can still remember most of it vividly. That was in 2008. I can see how someone could sleep eat, walk, drive, etc. on Ambien, but sleep texting racism? Nope, didnā€™t happen.

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That is funny.

I hate Big Pharma, but thatā€™s the perfect damn response to this bullshit.

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Sanofi :+1: and :smiley:

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Although there are some who theorize that HS didnā€™t so much wipe out the Neanderthals as breed them out of existence. Thatā€™s right ā€“ we may have sexed the Neanderthals away by making hot, sweet Evolutionary love to them.

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/05/100506-science-neanderthals-humans-mated-interbred-dna-gene/

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Go any farther with this and this thread will have a Barry White soundtrack.

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ā€œOh, Baby . . . I wanna make sweet, sweet love to your protruding eyebrows and pronounced cranial ridge . . .ā€

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Gotta love our national discourse. Itā€™s reached the point where big Pharma, the FBI, major media conglomerates, progressives, and moderates are all on the same side, which is not liberal or conservative, but merely sane and reality based. Oh, and even so, thereā€™s no guarantee that weā€™ll win the big fights, at least in the short run.

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ā€¦racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication.

Nor is stopping of lying. Removal of inhibitions and filters might be.

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So ā€¦the dear burgermeister is our leader ā€¦ Rosieā€™s hero ā€¦

What the fuck is she losing sleep over ? ? ā€¦ tax cuts ? ? ā€¦

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Thank you. You nailed it.

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It is a known side effect if you happen to be a racist.

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Oh, SNAP!

Big Pharma smacks down Roseanne!

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Sick burn!

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I was gonna clean my room until I took Ambien
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I took Ambien
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I took Ambien

I was gonna go to class before I took Ambien
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I took Ambien
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I took Ambien
Because I took Ambien
Because I took Ambien

I was gonna go to work but then I took Ambien
I just got a new promotion but I took Ambien
Now Iā€™m selling dope and I know why
'Cause I took Ambien
Because I took Ambien
Because I took Ambien

I was gonna go to court before I took Ambien
I was gonna pay my child support but then I took Ambien
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
'Cause I took Ambien
Because I took Ambien
Because I took Ambien
I wasnā€™tā€¦

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ā€œIt were the Ambien what made me do itā€:

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