Discussion: Allen West Cries 'Sharia Law' Because Underage Cashier Can't Sell Alcohol

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Shoot your mouth off first, fact check later.

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I love the fact that he doesn’t bother to delete the post. Because facts should not keep a good tea-tard down!

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I thought West’s 15 minutes of fame were over.

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He needs to keep a certain profile to continue receiving that wingnut welfare.

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“We spoke to the Walmart store, and apparently employees under 21 years old are prohibited from selling cigarettes and alcohol,”

And there it is, right there, clear as day, in black and white on helvettica print: they are purposely hiring kids under 21 in an effort to not sell alcohol. This skirts our US laws all under the guise of “protecting” the public. West is onehundredonthousandthree percent right here - SHARIA LAW is here in America. WAKE UP!!!

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Halal meat in OHIO? OMG OMG OMG OMG

What’s next, Jew hot dogs in Indiana? OMG OMG OMG

Sheesh. The stupid, it tastes like burning.

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Doesn’t West remember the “Blue Laws” of the south? Did we have " Sharia law" way back then?

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Not so long as there is no other important news to report. Not Obama’s participation in a panel discussion on poverty, not the French president’s visit to Cuba, not today’s earthquake in Nepal, all of it just piffle in comparison to a has-been in pursuit of liquor.

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“Except that it’s actually store policy not to allow underage employees to sell cigarettes and alcohol.”

Can’t get on Faux with that theory.or can you ?

"Allen West Thinks He Found Creeping ‘Sharia Law’ In Wal-Mart Booze Sales:

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Well, that’s completely different because, ummm, Jesus. And, of course, we’re a Christian nation, founded by Deists.

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What’s got under “Article 15” Alan’s thin skin?

Not “Not Steve” who can’t sell him his Smoker’s Choice cigarillos and Olde English 800.

It’s that d@mn Avicenian logic … especially the part that a fact can’t be true and false at the same time. Makes it tough for a fluffer to be truthy

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Has he announced his Presidential campaign exploratory committee yet?

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[quote]The title of the blog post was also changed to “More ominous signs of Christian prosecution.”
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prosecution - i don’t think that word means what you think it means.

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Allen West = King Wing Nut of WingNuttery!

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All those underage Walmart employees are ISIS recruits brought up from Mexico to undermine out right to get drunk.
It couldn’t be that Walmart and most other retail establishments hire people under 21 because people that age are more likely to accept the low wages and Walmart is trying to speed up the line by not requiring the cashier to call over an over 21 to drag the booze across the scanner.

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First time he’s ever been in Walmart? I’ve seen that sign plenty of times and I wasn’t too stupid to understand what it meant.

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“While out shopping for a fifth of Thunderbird, I found evidence of Mooslims.”

Is it any wonder people are more and more coming to the conclusion that Teabaggers are incompetent kooks?

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So, does West want under age kids fooling around with intoxicants? Looks like it to me.
BEER FOR EVERYBODY!!!1111ONE!!!

Wat was the cashier’s name anyway?

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More likely the Talibaptists.

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