PP will keep the boy in this headlock until she says “I give!”
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I think her plan is to stay as far away from Donald for as long as she can, and I don’t blame her. I’m just upset that I’m expected to pay for it.
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Trump would never sue for custody.
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We pay his salary of $400,000. a year and there is no return on that. All the indignities flow from that. She is planning on putting the kid in school in MD before too long so she’ll have to move into the WH. Fortunately there are dozens of bedrooms.
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I really don’t feel too sorry for the First Goldigger,
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I think it is time to start a “Free Melania” movement. Obviously she is trapped in a hateful marriage to a scum bucket, and is a prisoner of greed and luxury. Tough spot!
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I wouldn’t argue with you a bit on that, it’s certainly true of me. 
But from the days when we were all chattering in the treetops, we’ve been fascinated by novelty, and a President obviously loathed by a spouse is a fun new thing. Especially this President. We hate him, and so does his own wife! Har! And it adds to the instability, the volatility, of his world. If we were on trial for cultural vapidity I wouldn’t make this Exhibit A. I’d say that’d be how I saw it presented as a thing this morning that Scarlett Johannson and Colin Jost made out a couple of times at the end-of-season SNL party. That ain’t news. Melania loathing her husband is a little bit news IMHO.
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Howard Stern heard it first.
“If I had a different type of wife,” Trump said, laughing, “I probably wouldn’t have a baby, ya know, cause that’s not my thing. I’m really, like, a great father, but certain things you do and certain things you don’t. It’s just not for me.”
"I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park,
Trump admitted that hands-on parenting has never been his “thing.”
“It probably should, but it never has,”
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‘She’s only a bird in a gilded, ‘dictator-chic,’ ‘Louis the Hotel’ furnished cage.’
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Wonderful irony that Twitter is the medium.
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Damn I miss Barack.
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I can only hope he doesn’t screw us for as long as he has been screwed her…
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From the very cynical Eric Boehlert of ‘Media Matters’, a rhetorical question.
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I have his picture at the Christmas tree event above my computer, the way pizzerias used to have the Pope and Sinatra on the wall.
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Nice item.
You got “I’m Glad My Wife’s In Europe”?
I should have bought that when I saw it.
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One thing is for sure… she does not want to move to Washington and the summer is almost here, she needs to force things a little bit.
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How can donnie say “I’m really, like, a great father” if he never changes a diaper, reads to his child with the child in his lap, comforted the child when he/she cries, plays with the child and all the things a father does? I did all that with my son. And now that he’s 37 I seek his advice. And I get to do those things again with my grandson. Donnie really missed out.
Being a dad is so much more than supplying the funds for the family.
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The supermodel-turned-first-lady is making waves online this week for what appear to be two snubs of her husband in as many days.
Sort of an aside, but was she really a “supermodel?” If so, when, or how, did she become one? Is there an election? Designation by committee? A raffle?
I’m aware that she’s a former model. But isn’t “supermodel” a cut above that, defined by…???
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This is what he gets for making her go along on his field trip.
BTW, she was never a “supermodel.” She wasn’t even a very successful common-or-garden-variety model. If you’re not a rock star or a football hero, you have to have Rupert Murdoch money to land a supermodel.
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But as you can see, even 'hos have standards…
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