The very, very feeblest of minds. Many people are saying so.
President Donald Trump has pushed to name the bill āThe Cut Cut Cut Act,ā
Not to be confused with the āGrift, Grift, Grift Actā.
His is the superior intellect (among a group of second graders).
You mean the bill that was supposed to be made public today? That bill?
Hey! He knows all the best word!
Iām in awe of trumpās command of the language.
In other news, apparently DeVos is so stupid and incompetent she canāt even fuck things up correctly and as such education officials are preparing for an early exit from her:
Insults second graders everywhere.
Maybe the ones educated in Bobby Jim Jindallās DVD-taught Jesus madrassas.
The Ochre Ogre wants his fucking payday NOW, mofos!!!
How about the Kut Kut Kut Act instead, since itās more in line with the administrationās policies and behavior?
Iām sure he had to be talked out of calling it the Kut Kut Kut act
Oh FFS!
Idiot.
Was the āLet them eat cake Actā taken?
How about the āBend Over, Bend Over, Bend Over Act?ā
āIch bin ein Dumbass.ā
This is so fucking funny that I canāt even get mad. I can only sit back and laugh in awe of this manās utter stupidity. Good gosh, I canāt wait for the day when this bill goes down in flames. Itās gonna be glorious.
Presumably to be followed by the āGut Gut Gut Act,ā and Trumpās most anticipated āPutt Putt Putt Act.ā
To the extent thereās any āitā to lose, it really seems like he might be losing it. Locked up in the residence on Monday, ranting about ditching the criminal justice system in favor of sending those animals to Gitmo, the āMe Me Me Actāā¦
If Trump were descending, spiraling into a loss-of-control madness, it seems like this is what it would look like.
This makes a lot more sense when you realize Trump thinks itās spelt Kut Kut Kut Act.
More like the Banana Republic Bill
Pssst Don - you donāt want to put ācutsā into the name of the bill as it will serve as a reminder that you/it are behind all of the disastrous spending cuts that will have disastrous results. It is like intentionally putting on a ball and chain.