so, they dumped Bannon?
Oh god, no no no no.
People have a choice to expose themselves to that malignant narcissist by working in the WH, animals do not. It would be horrible to force any animal to put up with Trump.
The Trumps should get a wise-cracking parrot who has impeccable memory, mimicking skills, and incontinence.
Whaddya mean, it’s Ivanka.
She’s the one doing the heavy petting.
The White House is full of pets. A relative of crazed mutant elephants, they’re called sycophants.
The Mooch can do that !
Bannon?
He’s the first Pest
OK, second.
Animals can smell evil. No pets.
Yep. Even the LaFayette Square squirrels are like - “fuck that shit, you go over there”.
Trump does not need a first pet, he needs a kennel - Bannon, Ryan, McConnell, Priebus…
“Trump is not having first pet. Trump is being first pet.”
“effective tools to connect with the American people and I think pets help humanize the presidency.”
Well, there’s the problem right there. Trump has gone to great lengths to avoid being perceived as human.
Baron’s stuffed Lion didn’t make the move from Trump Tower?
Let’s hope it stays that way. I mean, geez, what sort of monster would wish Trump on some poor unsuspecting animal?
At least we know that position is filled over at the Kremlin.
No animal deserves such a fate as to have to live with this asshat.
C’mon no mention of Gerald Ford’s Liberty?
The names will keep changing as times goes on, but I believe that Steve Sack was on the right track:
He should just get a pussy. I hear he can grab one any time he wants because he’s a star… God I fucking hate this guy.