Discussion: A Vacant White House Job: 'First Pet' Of The Trump Administration

so, they dumped Bannon?

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Oh god, no no no no.

People have a choice to expose themselves to that malignant narcissist by working in the WH, animals do not. It would be horrible to force any animal to put up with Trump.

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The Trumps should get a wise-cracking parrot who has impeccable memory, mimicking skills, and incontinence.

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Whaddya mean, it’s Ivanka.
She’s the one doing the heavy petting.

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The White House is full of pets. A relative of crazed mutant elephants, they’re called sycophants.

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The Mooch can do that !

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Bannon?
He’s the first Pest
OK, second.

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Animals can smell evil. No pets.

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Yep. Even the LaFayette Square squirrels are like - “fuck that shit, you go over there”.

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Trump does not need a first pet, he needs a kennel - Bannon, Ryan, McConnell, Priebus…

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“Trump is not having first pet. Trump is being first pet.”

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“effective tools to connect with the American people and I think pets help humanize the presidency.”

Well, there’s the problem right there. Trump has gone to great lengths to avoid being perceived as human.

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Baron’s stuffed Lion didn’t make the move from Trump Tower?

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Let’s hope it stays that way. I mean, geez, what sort of monster would wish Trump on some poor unsuspecting animal?

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At least we know that position is filled over at the Kremlin.

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No animal deserves such a fate as to have to live with this asshat.

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C’mon no mention of Gerald Ford’s Liberty?

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The names will keep changing as times goes on, but I believe that Steve Sack was on the right track:

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He should just get a pussy. I hear he can grab one any time he wants because he’s a star… God I fucking hate this guy.

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