Discussion: 7 Guvs Cite Trump's 'Transformative Efforts' In Nobel Prize Endorsement

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Iā€™m sure the Nobel committee will be very impressed to hear that Paul LePage is on board with this.

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Waitā€¦Guamā€™s governor is a Republican? Really? Guam is only about 7% white. How the hell did this happen?

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Getting a little out over your skis, arenā€™t you, fellas?

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Good job, guys. This will only contribute to making us the laughing stock of the non-authoritarian world.

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Dear Gubernatorial Brain Trust:

The deadline for nominations for the 2018 Nobel Prizes was January 31. Please make a note of it.

Sincerely, Olav NjĆølstad, secretary to the Norwegian Nobel Committee.

P.S. SMFH

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ā€œTransformative effectsā€

Yes, I had those one morning a few months ago after I dined the night before at an all-you-can-eat beef-and-bean-burrito and pepperoni pizza buffet. And, believe me, Iā€™m the one who deserved a Nobel Peace Prize after that.
And it still amazes me that these stupid fuckers who keep nominating Trump seem to forget that he is not eligible to be nominated until the NEXT Nobel Prize. He is ineligible to be in the running for this yearā€™s, and a lot is going to happen between now and then. But Iā€™m sure that the Nobel Committee will completely forget about Donaldā€™s wonderful peace-bringing efforts in the Middle East that helped result in the deaths of 60 Palestinian protesters.

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Maybe Obama can be persuaded to give lardass his Nobel Prize in exchange for lardass resigning. Then Obama would be eligible for another Peace Prize.

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Why stop only at the Nobel Prize for his Korea work? He deserves much much more.

I would nominate Preshitident Skanky Manslut for the Nobel Prize in Literature based on his extensive and impassioned writing on Twitter.

I would nominate Preshitident Skanky-Manslut simultaneously for the Economics Nobel Prize for his innovative and transformative use of bribery and peehookers at the highest levels of policy making and government. His military actions against Qatar for not bribing his son-in-law, his extraordinary payouts to pornstars and the $1.6 million payouts to a woman for a partial birth abortion are creative exemplars of free market principles.

I would nominate him to share in another Nobel Peace Prize simultaneously because he invited Communist Dictator Xi Jinping to Mar-a-Lago, had First Lady Iwanka Trump play footsie with him while plying him with the worldā€™s best chocolate cake. At the same time he notified Putin and Russian intelligence before bombing that airbase in Syria with the mother of all bombs as evening entertainment for Xi. That really is amazing 2-dimensional chess.

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Perhaps the governors might try submitting the nomination to the IgĀ® Nobel Prize committee.

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Iā€™m not sure what to think of Agent Oramgeā€™s North Korea gambit, but the ā€˜He doesnā€™t deserve Peace prizeā€™ ledger is a long one, including moving the US Embassy to Jersualem is not going to foster peace, nor is his reviving the US from the Paris climate accords, ramping up trade tensions, and so onā€¦

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I hope the DNC uses this when these Republican governors run for reelection or run for another office. Plus I hope they remind the people these ass kissers represent what Trump as done for them and their states, a big nothing.

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Ha.Ha.Ha.

McMaster, is a total Craftsman Tool. His is on the way out in SC as Gov., primary is next month, I doubt heā€™ll receive the nomination. He is an incredibly stupid man, no doubt vying for job in Orange Fucknutā€™s Casino, I meant- government. Turn on the TV you freaking idiot, watch.the bloodshed in Gaza. Korea? Yestedayā€™s newsā€¦

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ā€œTransformative.ā€ True, but not necessarily a good thing.

Getting a little ahead of ourselves, donā€™t you think?

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Sadly, I believe Trump getting the peace prize is inevitableā€¦ They gave it to Obama for nothing, and if trump pulls off this meeting with NK, even if nothing comes of it, I would say he deserves it more than Obama did.

A veritable Whoā€™s Who of governors who donā€™t matter much from states that, for the most part, are doing not so well.

Transformative efforts, huh?

How about some solid positive results before you start fellating him? And I donā€™t mean giving Kim all he wants in return for not bombing the U.S., which may be the only deal Trump walks away with, if any.

And, I guess we just ignore the Middle East? Because that may not be going so well when the Nobel committee next meets.

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They gave it to Obama for not being George W. Bush.

I doubt they give it to Trump for not being Obama.

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Sycophants ā€˜Rā€™ Us

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I do. Kim is playing him like a cheap gold-plated fiddle.

When all is said and done, Comrade Cockholster will agree the DPRK will be underwritten by American taxpayers in the form of fuel, food, electronic technology, conventional weaponry and all the Hennessy Richard his ā€œnew little dumpling friendā€ can drink.

Providing, of course, that heā€™s allowed to build Trump Tower Pyongyang with Chinese and Russian money. He has priorities.

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If Trump wins the Nobel Peace Prize, humanity has truly jumped the shark.

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