This is exactly the kind of government overregulation that the GOP is working against. If not for government interference, the free market would have taken care of this situation much more efficiently.
oh, wait.
In my best Chuck Heston:
“You’ll have to pry the salmonella-contaminated egg from my nauseous, diarrheic, cold, dead hands!”
(“Under the sticky, naugahyde booth at Waffle House!”)
BWAaaaaaaak … bwak bwak ! —
Fuckin chickens … NEVER trust em ! ----
I don’t give a shit what ’ side of the road ’ they’re on ! —
Bad eggs? They should work at the Oval Trailer…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to raccoons that it could actually be done.
A chicken is an egg’s way of making another egg. Really!
Watch out, Ralph is getting eggsistential on us…
What kind of world do we live in when we question the motive of a chicken crossing the road?
come on … I’ve already solved all the other problems ----
(just keeping it all to myself … out of spite –
To die. In the rain.
–Ernest Hemingway
Not to worry, the Department of Ag is going to hold a “pray-in” to make the salmonella go away.
It worked for Sonny in the GA drought…
On November 13, 2007, while Georgia suffered from one of the worst droughts in several decades, Perdue led a group of several hundred people in a prayer on the steps of the state Capitol. Perdue addressed the crowd, saying “We’ve come together here simply for one reason and one reason only: To very reverently and respectfully pray up a storm” and “God, we need you; we need rain”.
Rick Perry did the same thing, but to “heal the nation.” It didn’t work.
https://www.dallasnews.com/news/local-politics/2011/08/06/perrys-prayer-rally-draws-faithful
and the egg came before the chicken
Remember, these are all essentially the descendants of velociraptors and T Rex. They’re going to get those furry little mammals yet.
Yes. Birds evolved from dinosaurs; reptiles. The amniotic egg therefore existed long before birds. The egg preceded the chicken.
At the end of a freshman level course my sister took in college, the prof. had a which came first question on her final exam.
Smart sister; smart prof.
shhh we don’t like to tell her that. 