Defense Dept Confirms Video Of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Was Shot By Navy | Talking Points Memo

Arien as in Aries? Nah, sign of the Crab here.

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Whenever I see one sneaking around while I’m on the road, it’s because she’s married, not single.

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no, they sent us 45*

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Sure sounds like a Cancer…

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There is not enough information in the grainy film to allow anyone to reach a conclusion as to what it was. If you have an opinion you probably have a pre-existing bias.

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Eh - maybe that’s a failure of imagination.

Y’all didn’t watch Resident Alien, I can tell.

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I watched it once. It was supposed to be a comedy but the very first thing that happened is the alien killed a nice doctor on vacation. That wasn’t funny at all.

You should have kept watching because it was damn funny but dark. You have to like dark comedy.

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I wish we could get back to the days when this kind of thing was the dominant form of widespread conspiracy theory.

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the skull w/idealized 45* hair is hilarious

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I’ve heard Vogon poetry. It’s still better prose than a Trump rally.

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card

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Only because the Navy significantly downscaled the video before leaking it, lest there be too much info revealed about it.

Kinda like they used to do with satellite imagery, before commercial-grade stuff started making the old standards obsolete.

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overlords are just thinking about where to land

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What if they decided to use us as a penal colony, and they’re sending more like him?

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They evolved from creatures that can never decide if they want to be inside or outside, so it all makes sense.

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Rather depressing thought, that the entire planet may just be Australia.

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so funny, because Libras feel the same way, we just know we’re right

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hahahahahaha Yeah we just know how to be right and we don’t have to say we are.

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This is the refrigerator light dilemma all over again. Maybe a bit of schrodeingers cat tossed in as well.

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