Defense Dept Confirms Video Of Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Was Shot By Navy | Talking Points Memo

The term ‘flare’is a garbage term. It’s totally bokeh.
The reason it’s triangular is because it’s a three leaf iris diaphragm imaging an out of focus point source. Those have only become common more recently.

The shape of the bokeh is driven by the shape of the partially open diaphragm or the shape of the aperture mask. If the aperture is full open the bokeh would be round the shape of the lenses. Stop down a more traditional 6 leaf iris diaphragm and you’ll see something more hexagonal. Not fully hexagonal because the inner edge of each leaf is slightly concave to more approximate a circle and to minimize Diffraction effects. In fact look at the sides of the triangles on the UFOs and they are slightly convex. Again that’s built into the diaphragm leaves to minimize diffraction. Put a square aperture disc if front and point your fully open lens at an out of focus star and you will get a square bokeh.

Feel free to doubt me but I’ve worked with optics all my life. The triangles are caused by the shape of the iris diaphragm pointed at an out of focus point source. I’ll bet my life on it.

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Do night vision devices with an image intensifier tube even have an iris? I don’t know, I’m just wondering, because that kind of device shouldn’t need an iris like a conventional optical system. You can just turn the gain up or down.

Can’t argue with any of that but I’ve literally never heard of a lens with only three diaphragm blades so I’ve got to plead ignorance here. My Jupiter-9 portrait lens has 15. As you say six is traditional in SLR lenses and the shape produced by whatever set of blades you have will affect the shape of individual light sources, but as I’ve seen it defined the term “bokeh” doesn’t refer to that effect but to the overall aesthetic quality of the out-of-focus areas in the frame. I should probably have read the article before commenting. :crazy_face: The explanation is very plausible because that’s what it looks like, at any rate.

I was going with Jewish space lasers.

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You can still get long portrait lenses for pretty cheap. I’ve got a manual Nikkor 180mm 2.8 and it rocks. Paid like a hundred bucks for it.

A few days after my second son was born 16 years ago, I awoke in the middle of the night to find a green hazy light floating above the foot of my bed. I’ve never believed in ghosts or anything, so I was pretty blown away thinking “Can this be real?! Am I really seeing some sort of spirit or something?!” Ten seconds later when my tired new parent eyes finally focused up I realized it was a mylar “Congratulations!” balloon that had deflated just enough to be floating right over my bed and was reflecting a green light from outside the window.

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Everyone knows the proper combination of spin, heat, and lint is how you create a wormhole. That’s why it automatically shuts off when you open the dryer door, people would get sucked in otherwise and transported across the universe.

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Which is EXACTLY what you’re seeing in the UFO video. A star and a collision avoidance light are believed to be UFOs!
Talk about aesthetics.

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Fortunately, the sentient lifeforms have concluded that we’re “Mostly Harmless”…

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Sounds like an untapped market. There must be hundreds dozens several one big client out there who wants their visuals captured with a night-vision monocular.

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Again, I’ll certainly agree that this could easily be an out-of-focus light source shaped by the diaphragm blades. How many times have we heard of these things that seem to “shadow” the plane involved, flying at the same speed and direction? I think Agent Scully has the winning hand here.

One way to stand out in a crowded market.

Undesirable Freedom Obliterator

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I almost believed your story, but then I noticed the part where you implied that you were sleeping during the night a few days after the birth. Fake!

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According to the CDC, 1% of all Americans are schizophrenic. “So Karen, how long has this blue light been following your car?”
:wink:

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Three million kooks. It explains a great deal.

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I’ve had experiences like that several times. Once soon after moving to my house now I was reading in the bedroom in the evening and noticed light from the setting sun coming through the window. Strange thing was the window faced east. It was, of course, reflecting off a window across the street. Another time I was fishing on a small stream and made a cast to a fish rising nearby. The line and leader unfurled horizontally as usual, stopped moving at all, and then began slowly rising. It took a few seconds to make out that a dragonfly had mistaken one of the knots toward the end of the leader for a tasty midge but until I did it was pretty damn strange. More often than not it seems the laws of physics have not, in fact, been repealed after all.

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The Platonic solids are coming for us!

Pre-Trump…

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Good point, I haven’t checked the latest version of the Guide, I’m sure they’ve updated it…

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