Deadbeat Alert! Rudy Says He Can’t Afford To Search Own Records

Hey Rudy, ask Trump for help. I am sure he will be more than willing, after all you helped him raise a 200 million legal war chest.

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It is a bit odd that meadowmuffin’s PAC got a cool mil and rudebags got the stiffarm.

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That is a number I have trouble believing. Mercenaries are all for human rights abuses, but don’t really like taking high causalities. After all they are in the mercenary business to make a living, not to make a dying.

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Wagner forces have been supplemented with recruits from the prisons, who they stick out front as bulletfinders.

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Old French Canadien jobsite/ local city politics humor

De May er? Sacre bleu! I know de ma re- it is de horse wit de two touch holes

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So isn’t the rule that when you refuse to produce records in a case, the jury is instructed to assume that the content of those records is completely against you?

And it sounds as if the bills rudi ran up and then refused to pay aren’t even in this case. I’m perfectly happy with the idea of appointing a receiver for all of his assets. Or he could make a settlement offer.

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Idle threat.

I suspect the FBI is coming to Rudy - soon.

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Guliani’s weak grift continues weakly.

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Rudy is 78 years old. All he had to do in 2016 was stay away from Trump and keep his mouth shut and he could have comfortably ridden his (undeserved) monicker of America’s Mayor through to a burial with honors and a proud legacy for his name.

Instead, he won’t even be able to afford his diapers were it not for the Medicare that his side wants to dismantle.

Enjoy your cat food, Rudy!

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As was frequently said when I was a much younger man… “War is not healthy for people and other living things”.

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:rofl: :joy: :sweat_smile: :grinning: :smiley: :slightly_smiling_face: :smirk: :sneezing_face:

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Poor Rudy (not commenting on his run of bad luck but rather his finances). He can’t afford a document search but he can afford legal representation? Bullshit.

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Sadly, it’s clear that relatives and friends should have conducted an intervention on Rudy, sitting him down and telling him, and showing him how, he’s no longer ready for prime time. He ain’t right, and he ain’t been right for a long time.

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I don’t think you can refuse to produce documents. You can invoke the 5th amendment to avoid having to testify, and in that case, yes, the jury is told to take any negative inference from that they like.

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That’s no threat. It would take the FBI a year or two to act on the info, and once they made recommendations to the DOJ it would take Merrick Garland another year or more to respond. At this point Trump will drop dead from advanced old age before justice catches up with him.

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Rudy musta forgot his grifting lessons. trump teaches by example and gets others to happily pay any bills he has. And that lets fat donnie keep his own money… It’s not like he has a shortage ya knows… I’m sure he could afford a fiver for poor Rudy…

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The talking heads on CNN and elsewhere needed a “feel-good” story after 9/11 so they invented it and made this fascist prick the star. Trouble was, he believed it.

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What’s the penalty for failing to comply with discovery in a civil case?

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Trump would embezzle his grandkid’s college funds to cover jet maintenance if he thought auditors wouldn’t notice the missing funds.

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Apparently, he can’t afford dental floss either.

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