Cuomo Flatly Rejects Idea Of Burying Bodies In NYC Park Amid COVID Crisis

Put them on a giant refrigerated barge and ship them all down to Mar-Eh-Swampo. Bury them in that lawn.

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He’s raising a specter of irony that barely touches the boundaries of bad taste.

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BTW, Navarro is a textbook example of getting blinded by RWNJ ideology, he drank the kool-aid with both hands…

Peter Navarro received his PhD in economics from Harvard University and is a professor emeritus at The Paul Merage School of Business, *University of California, Irvine…

I don’t care what anyone says, it ain’t easy to get a tenured position at a major school. At one point in his life he must have exhibited competence. UCI is not the crown jewel of the UC system, but it sure as fuck is more than a few cuts above the likes of Liberty U…

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“Don’t cross the streams!”
Egon Spengler : Don’t cross the streams.

Peter Venkman : Why?

Egon Spengler : It would be bad.

Peter Venkman : I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?

Egon Spengler : Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Ray Stantz : [shocked gasp Total protonic reversal.

Peter Venkman : Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

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OT: When you’ve even lost the Washington Times! Maybe things are imperceptibly changing? I sure hope so.

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Hearst is spinning in his grave…

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How about burying corpses at Bedminster Golf Club? Looks nice.

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That would be temporary for sure. I suspect the water table there is a lot less than six feet below the surface.

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Or estuary.

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Worked for Arlington National Cemetery, so why not?

ETA: and not temporary, just commandeer his golf courses, all of them, for permanent internment of the victims of him.

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I’ve heard squirrels are indifferent swimmers under the best of conditions…

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Water. Who needs it?

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More the reason to tear up the lawn, de-water the site using massive pumps, put in a deep foundation, stack the bodies, entomb the whole thing by filling with concrete, turning it into a block of very dense concrete. Let some archaeologist stumble on the thing in 10,000 years and ask “what the hell?” only to succumb to an ancient disease.

It will serve as a fitting monument to the Orange Trumplethinskin. Death on his watch.

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There are two futures before us. One with Trump at the helm and one without. I am not going to go into the actual possibility of Trump being removed…rather, below is what I can see going forward with Trump doing what he is doing. Below is repeated from a post of mine from another thread:

["We are at a state in which the actual cases vastly outnumber those cataloged.

Medical personnel, supplies, records, logistics, etc. are not simple add-ons (like 1,000,000 bricks, versus 100,000 bricks).

The system will be at or near the breaking point sooner than we would like.

Not to mention the delicate balance of the interrelations necessary for little things we take for granted…like checks in the mail, electric power, shipments of food, manufacturing what will be shipped and 1000s of other things that we take for granted.

Not to mention the normative devices that keep us from robbing and killing each other even in the BEST of times.

People are controlled internally (acceptance of norms) and externally (fear of sanctions).

There are not enough cops and military personnel to successfully police the zoo which is coming when we get a sick country with fewer of the things we take for granted…like FOOD

And one other wrinkle:

That fat fascist FUCK Barr would love to use this emergency to make this country as a Trump Police State.

A police state with 33% of the police and jackboots active carriers and sick with Covid???"]

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Seems I have been mis-informed.

ETA: How the hell does he keep his tail dry?

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Can fly too. Though some of us have better glide-ratios than others.

Through a miracle of science, it actually weighs less than the air around it.

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Narrator: Within a week, the City was burying its dead in Central Park.

We’re rightly focused on the living, especially the ill right now, trying to save lives at all costs. Hopefully soon, we can pay our respects in a fulsome way and do justice to those who’ve passed away during this crisis.

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Tell me about it. Had two of your cousins get in through an accidentally-left open window last summer. One took the invitation of an open door; the other hung in for three days. Including romps across my semi-somnolent bod.

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Tough call, which course is closer to NYC, Bedminster or Briarcliff…

How about using both practice greens?

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