CPAC’s Golden Trump Statue Highlights GOP’s Literal Idolization Of Ex-POTUS

Exodus 20:23
Ye shall not make with me gods of silver, neither shall ye make unto you gods of gold.

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Exactly. It’s absurd.

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Yeah, she wasn’t really using the one she had anyways…:joy:

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Pathetic chickenshit cucks is too kind a term for these folks. Someday at least some of them will wake up from this and wonder what they were thinking.

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Sigh.
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Dr. Cadet Toadglans mit der Bone Spurs von Queens wearing shorts, flip-flops and a normal size tie? Seems legit.

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That does make it extra weird. I don’t think The Donald has worn a pair of flip flops in this life!

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Golden cantaloupes.

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The truth is he’s not going to like this statue. If it comes down, it’ll be because it’s too jokey and familiar, and Trump’s not only got no sense of humor, he’s got this buttoned up thing about how he dresses and looks.

But good thing they gave him hair.

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If you look closely you can see the flip-flops are lifted.

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And yet “America Uncancelled” strikes me as even weirder. They are really quadrupling down on this vague folderol “cancel culture” irritant. Why do they think they have a winner there, too?

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I have two predictions:

  1. The sun will rise from vaguely over on the eastern side of the horizon tomorrow, and for several days following.

  2. This idolization of the Lying, Orange, Ugly, Shit-Stain Ex-president, (LOUSE), is not going to age very well.

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What about those pants. Conservatives are usually in an uproar about desecrating the American Flag and its symbology.

Therefore, that statue is “anti-Military”!

Someone should tackle the SOB and take him off the field!

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I’m not sure children is the right comparison. I know my 8-year-old grandson, and most likely his 5-year-old brother, would recognize both the inanity and absurdity of this. Invariably they would have questions.

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It’s a murderous hate-filled cartoon.

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And not nearly as fun as the original

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Plus it looks like he’s carrying a standard order pad from a diner.

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Another mail in Irony’s coffin

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The flip flops are a nice touch.

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The bottom two quintiles of very young children then. The kind who are impressed by professional wrestlers.

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