Cotton Balks At Cruz’s Attack On Election Results, Says It Would Establish ‘Unwise Precedents’

“But objecting to certified electoral votes won’t give him a second term—it will only embolden those Democrats who want to erode further our system of constitutional government.”

Translation: “Sure, Republican idiots like Cruz are trying to steal the election for the jerk who lost by 7 million votes, but look over there at those Democrats. They’re the problem.”

Cotton, you can also go to that new circle of hell they’re going to have to create for these swamp creatures. You’re no better than they are.

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"Ted Cruz is like the guy who microwaves fish at the office." – former U.S. Senator Al Franken

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Could you please open-source license this naming convention for humanity’s benefit?

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Trump knew of Raffensperger’s recorded phone from Graham. The whole country knows about it. So Trump says to himself, why don’t I call that guy in Georgia who records phones calls regarding pressure to interfere in their election and try to pressure him to interfere. It just doesn’t add up. Trump obviously thought he was doing something brilliant.

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Al knew.

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Harvard may want to consider either upping their standards or disavow these idiots. Or both.

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Cotton can balk all he wants, but in the end he is a Trump supporting republican which makes him no better than a piece of shit.

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Go nuts. :smile:

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I actually was subjected to a guy who microwaved his salmon croquettes to death in the breakroom. God the stench was awful.

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It’s all part of his insanity defense.

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Well, if you’ve lost mouth-breather Tom Cotton…

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Cotton set this up in order to tempt Cruz and Hawley, two competitors for '24 nomination, to blow themselves up.

It worked. The pencil-necked motherfucker is dangerous.

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When you’re small it’s always best to start small. Wouldn’t want to overwhelm his thought processes.

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A post of mine from another thread…

[“Cotton has about .0125 of Trump’s malevolent charisma, and, so far, the Base has not deified him.”]

I would also like to add that transferring from one deity to another is not as easy as typing it in a TPM post.

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So lemme get this straight. This is a bad idea mainly because the Democrats might figure out that they can do it, too? This is almost Gohmert-good.

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“Remember back in January 2021 when sedition was a thing? Well, I didn’t participate in that sedition. Elect me!”

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Just the thought of that makes me nauseous

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Who released the call anyway? Because it was released to the Washington Post and not the Atlanta Journal-Constitution or CNN, I would say it was somebody in the White House. Although it was truly in Raffensperger best interest to do it, maybe Ryan Germany did.

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Kris Kobash also graduated from Harvard Law.

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msnbc morning reporter: there had been 18 earlier (unrecorded) calls asking for criminal activity…

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