It’s like a shitty version of the Gong Show.
Where’s Chuck Barris when you need him?
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That wasn’t “singing.”
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I went to dinner with my in-laws wearing my tan tux.
Chocolate velvet lapels and cummerbund.
That’s a hot look in K pop.
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Trump supports equality … unless you’re an African American, or a Latino, or a woman, or transgender, or a Muslim, or a first generation immigrant from a continent that does not begin with the letter “E”.
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Not for all the artichokes in Castroville
FLASHBACK! Drove cross country through Castroville almost 50 years ago - during a sudden sandstorm. Wife was driving, doing fine, roads almost completely covered while I’m absolutely freaking out. And yes, we were surrounded by artichokes.
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Shove Conway back into the nutshell from whence she came.
Chocolate velvet lapels and cummerbund.
My old man used to wear a cummerbund. He would be drunk at times and couldn’t get it off. Had to help mom roll him over on the bed, unbuckle it. Being a kid, I thought it was a blast, both of us laughing.
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I bet she loves that photo of her thinning hair and her fake eyelashes about to fall off.
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She sang ? She mumbled the words .
Go after Taylor Swift. Good campaign strategy.
C’mon, Lindsey, Mitch. Support the President.
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I love that her name is 2 first names together, like a beauty contestant or a serial murderer.
She went from being a second tier political operative and frequent guest on FOX and Bill Maher to a rock star thanks to Donald TRump. She is lining her pockets as fast as she can, and she will never say a bad word about TRump until the day she decides it is more profitable to expose him than to cover for him.
With friends like Kellyanne…
I have said this before, but it is so spot on I cannot resist - it is not original, but I can’t for the life of me remember where I heard it.
Kellyanne is the woman you would hire to kneecap your daughter’s cheerleading rival.
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Hmmmm. Almost 50 years ago. That would’ve been the summer/fall of 1969. You wouldn’t have been just leaving the San Francisco area when you experienced this mind-blowing trip, would you? I’m just sayin’ that driving through a violent sandstorm, surrounded by artichokes, sounds like a lot of stories from that era…
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Writing a song would require introspection and self-awareness. Kellyanne fails on both accounts. And she can’t sing either.
Likewise. Still, did she really sing? Can she carry a tune? I mean, WTF?
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LOL! All True! No, the avocados were not changing colors and dancing a fandango. But that would have been cool - maybe. You know how that shit can turn on you.
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You’re killin’ me!
Kelly Anne is playing “the dozens”