Congrats Gaetz, You Mocked A Teen’s Weight And Helped Her Raise $100k In Abortion Funds!

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This was a common riff from Limbaugh that the likes of Gaetz was weened on.
He would say that the woman’s movement made it possible for unattractive women to get ahead. Extra pokes from the devils fork for him.

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let’s have a DNA test …

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AbOrtionISts aRE ALL LEsbos with HAIRY armpits and smELL of petrULLi oil.

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You would really think a d**k like Gaetz would be all for a woman’s right – and, having met him, DUTY – to an abortion. Also, his looks are nothing to be proud of. Just sayin’ …

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This nation is filled with good people!

They’re all around us – helping one another day in and day out – even if you can’t see it.

Most people, in fact, are decent and kind, despite a relative minority of deplorable blowhards.

Don’t condemn all of America out of impatience and bitterness.

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ICYMI This is priceless!

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:duck:?

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But why a duck?

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Is Jesse Ventura still available to consult? He successfully parlayed a WWE career into the governorship of Minnesota.

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Matt’s PR guy is not doing him anything favors by using the word “solicitation” in any statement issued by his office.

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Is Gaetz smelling his finger to determine if it smells like shit?

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Absolutely. I second what my friend in Arizona says.

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“now a pro-life nation”

So Matty is for expanding the ACA, Medicaid, pre and post natal care? An expanded Child Tax Credit? All those support life and children.

(I would think he would be for all of those. Would expand his future dating pool)

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I’d appreciate it if you don’t project labels on me. I’m not condemning anyone, so please stop. I’m not impatient or bitter and am surrounded by good people, but let’s not be naive to the reality that the nation is filled with a LOT of bad people and we are essentially dealing with a fascist 5th column right now. Being ignorant of this reality is how the good gets stomped out.

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Amen, Brother irasdad. Amen.

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Oz Troll Time

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He, Gym Jordan and Hawlin’ Ass Hawley come to mind instantly. All three trapped in a fiery elevator, or better yet, in the path of a thundering asteroid is the stuff of dreams.

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“Why is it that the women with the least likelihood of getting pregnant are the ones most worried about having abortions? Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb

Sez the guy that has to pay for sex…

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Maybe your hippie commune…

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