Commerce Dpt Falls Apart As Ross Tries To Win Back Trump’s Favor

I know older folk, still on the job and doing it well. I am not one of them. I decided to bail 7 years ago and retired.

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Yeah, minor league fer sure but you got what I meant by “family” right there.

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Only until it reflects negatively on him. The shine (what there was of it) is now off Ross, the rumors of him sleeping through meetings is gonna be the coup de grâce…

All we’re waiting on now is the “full confidence” tweet. My guess is after the “snooze news” it’s not going to be long in coming.

Of course, the problem is that the next one may be awake enough to actually cause even more damage.

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My guess is that his programming was written in COBOL, which apparently doesn’t allow for dates beyond 1999. I think he locked up in 1999 and hasn’t been rebooted since then.

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Ross needs to tell trump he needs some of trump’s Adderall. That’ll keep the old fart awake.

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Too bad tRump’s other officials aren’t sleeping too. We’d have a lot less to worry about.

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So, sleeping through meetings is a bad thing? Hmmmm. This calls for a reassessment of my MO.

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…insiders at the Department say that Ross is usually absent, ignorant of the day-to-day goings on and prone to falling asleep during the few meetings with senior staff he does hold

This is an article about Ross and not Donald?

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You shouldn’t make fun of Wilbur Ross falling asleep during meetings. It’s probably due to the PTSD he suffers after serving in the Crimean War.

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The stories that man could tell… Having lived all the time between the Charge of the Light Brigade and the Charge of the White Brigade

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Wilbur Ross is currently trying dismantle the overzealous government regulation of whalebone corsets.

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So were paying for a Commerce Dept that is in total disarray and unproductive along with infighting among the troops.
Nice
guess trump is preoccupied with other things and not taking the time to organize HIS Commerce Dept.
SO little time, so much to do…

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The only silver lining that I can find in all of this, is that my opportunities for advancement continue to go up as they work to dismantle the bureaucratic state.

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Dear Vlad,
Mission accomplished!
Love and kisses,
Your Little Donnie

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Who would have thought that we needed some kind of 25th amendment rule for cabinet officers.

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The trick is to learn to sleep with your eyes open.

Always sit in the back of the room, last row, furthest from any door people use for any reason.

Oh, tell people your cat scratched your cornea, that’s the reason for the sunglasses.

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He is not the only one I look for each morning.

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Most quotable of the Day! :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

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