Carson Won’t ‘Preview’ Ship Plan | Talking Points Memo

I’m sorry we haven’t extracted that plan from the President’s ass yet so we can’t comment on it.

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Trump has already disclosed all that is necessary: “The White House has a ‘fine-tuned plan’ against the spread of the novel coronavirus, Trump tweeted Sunday morning.” It’s not his fault that “The Fake News Media is doing everything possible to make us look bad."

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“We shouldn’t have 16 people saying what the plan is particularly when it hasn’t been fully formulated,” Carson said.

JFC, Ben, you really are in bad shape. Let’s try this again, OK? The first rule of Not Having a Plan Club is do not talk about Not Having a Plan Club.

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They want to tap the US Treasury and get some of the lost revenue back in their pockets. Trump can be easily manipulated.

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Also they’re rich business dudes. Nobody is smarter or more universally competent to deal with anything than a rich business dude.

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That’s all they do— wing it. We’ve got the Let’s Try To Baffle Them WIth Bullshit Administration

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Keep an eye on the Dow futures. In other words, look out below. Time for the Dems to set up a shadow cabinet.

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Perhaps trump will have them transported in sealed shipping containers by rail to an abandoned Walmart protected by FEMA guards where they will be quarantined for an indefinite period of time.

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Right, since the truth is there is no plan. They are just making shit up as they go per usual.

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Or they want to tap into entitlement benefits. It’s all the same, you know.

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BTW, where’s Jared? He pulled a billion dollar mortgage payment out of his ass. Perhaps he can find a corona virus vaccine there as well?

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In a universe of probabilistic mechanics.

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Sadly, (a) and (b) are not mutually exclusive…

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c) both

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I rate the Trump administration coronavirus task force’s current level of readiness as:
DEAFCON 5

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In the path of a hurricane of incompetency.

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Wow, that brought a tear to my eye.

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Thanks to their sharp Republican representatives, they’ll get the nicer cages.

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An historical perspective:

“They didn’t understand how inoculation worked, . . . Fear of science, suspicion of the ruling elite, and a belief that medicine might meddle with God’s will . . . The fact that Onesimus came from Africa only stoked racist fears about exotic sorcery.”

The GOP, governing from the past.

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