Carlson Declares That Getting COVID Makes You Girly

Obviously Covid " Saps the purity of your bodily essence !" ( Dr Strangelove )

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George Bernard Shaw would like a word with Tuckie.

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“I swear it gets at least this big when I’m excited, and I’m very excited right now. Guess why.”

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What ever happened to “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle Is the Hand That Rules the World”?

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Here’s what Cucker Tarlson is on about (and as usual, he heard a few words and misunderstood most of them).

There is clinical evidence that COVID-19 infection reduces sperm counts and motility fractions. Testosterone levels are apparently unaffected.

If reduced sperm counts constitutes “feminization”, then every male who has had a vasectomy is one of der Governator’s ‘girly men’. Also, a simple Google search pulls up 3,000,000 hits, so pretty clearly people are talking about it.

What a putz.

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Saying “I know of someone who” is the new “lots of people are saying”.

He seems to be losing track of his argument thread. So, Tuck, what should a person do to avoid this emasculation thing? Is there a shot or anything a person could take?

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But won’t this make the manly men of the right get vax-curious?!?

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More like “The Hand that Fondles my Wienerschnitzel is the Hand that Rocks my World".

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Hawley, Carlson, Farage - group hug?

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Is she still using that profile picture from 40 years ago?

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Consider the source…

P.S. Love the Kerouac reference…

Damn, how many dozen times has Tucker had Covid then???

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On a crazy shit scale, I give this morning a 6 out of 10. A piece on the aftermath of Fox Fake Xmas Tree conflagration would have made it 7/10.

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I was scrolling through to see if somebody else already used my line.
I might have known it was you :wink:

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I imagine that millions of American women might have an issue with the idea that a woman is essentially a man with a reduced or non-existent life force. Try telling that to Margaret Thatcher, Nancy Pelosi, Angela Merkel or Golda Meir.

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I really think he is intimidating that the “friend” can’t get it up anymore.

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Perhaps because there’s no bottom limit to the idiocy and gullibility of their viewers.

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And the vaccine is even worse!

It makes your junk fall right off.

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That was my thought. The MAGATs are generally opposed to wearing masks and getting vaccinated so that makes them more likely to become “girly.” Is this a clever ploy to get his viewers to take more precautions or is he just a loud-mouth dumbf&*k? Also, if women get COVID, does that make them more girly or do they go in the opposite direction?

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One of the main problems of modern society is that imbeciles are now assured of surviving into adulthood, where they can breed and vote. Spencer would be upset.

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