Car Crash Allegedly Led Cops To NJ Man’s Grenade Launcher, Meth, Nazi Gear

How quaint. You said background checks…

1 Like

They didn’t even bother to charge him with the 3 kilos of weed.

3 Likes

Yeah, I can see everyone’s snark meters on this board have dead batteries.

2 Likes

Of course not. The Sopranos character would be named Scaramucci.

3 Likes

It appears from a quick Google search that an “East Coast Machine and Tool grenade launcher” might actually be a legal thing to possess, apart from the whole “convicted felon” thing. Apparently the loophole is that they’re just supposed to launch flares. I am sure that nobody could have foreseen a Nazi might like to launch flares.

2 Likes

Wait just a minute:
a document

“purporting to be an instruction manual for owning a slave.”

What do you suppose it says?

2 Likes

Is it the national GOP convention already?

4 Likes

I was wondering why the Justice press release mentioned the make and model of all the other firearms, but not the grenade launcher. It also didn’t mention any grenades.

1 Like

Bet they found a #MAGA hat as well…

1 Like

Organized crime outfits like… well organization… this guy is a totally untrustworthy liability.

1 Like

In honor of @castor_troy: “Meth-boy crash lands. Meh.”
BTW - where are you, son?

1 Like

They’re gonna have to find a new keynote speaker,eh?

1 Like

That’s a lot of economic anxiety. How’d he get past the Trump Supporter Interviewed in a Diner checks?

1 Like

"an instruction manual for owning a slave.”

They found the Bible among all that mess?

Go on…go brush up on your Exodus, Leviticus and Deuteronomy folks…

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Why_can't_I_own_a_Canadian%3F

6 Likes

One of the really fine people …

1 Like

This is just the overexcited, meth-addled ones who can’t sit still…the doped up vanguard cannon fodder kamikazi troopers. Wait 'till you see what the more organized ones have in store for shit like the Dem convention next year.

There must be official rules and regulations for this sort of thing in the white supremacy world. Think Zed in Pulp Fiction.

1 Like

Science Channel has a new show called Masters of Disaster, in which some guys rehab old weapons and things not dependent on technology to supply doomsday preppers. I caught about 10 minutes of it last night in which these guys sold an f’ing flamethrower to a prepper for him to “protect his family.”

They made a point of saying that flamethrowers are illegal to use in war under the Geneva Conventions, but perfectly legal in whatever the hell state they were in.

4 Likes

“But destroy the paperwork anyways in case you get sued.”

3 Likes

He must be undercover, Nazis are usually so well groomed.

1 Like