Ok, I did it. Finally. Been meaning to, but I always got distracted.
We all gotta make our voices heard. These things are IRREPLACEABLE.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone. 
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(Im)patiently waiting for that big, beautiful obituary …
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“We’ve actually streamlined the experience,” said Freedom 250 spokesperson Brett Carlson while stapling a handwritten “Please Clap” sign to a corn dog stand. “Instead of dozens of artists competing for attention, attendees can now focus entirely on Vanilla Ice’s groundbreaking interpretation the Federalist Papers.
According to preliminary planning documents, the rapper’s projected setlist would include updated versions of his classic hits, featuring educational lyrics about the separation of powers, the Electoral College, and the importance of ICE ICE Baby.
Sources familiar with planning efforts say organizers have already begun exploring alternative audience options should attendance fail to meet expectations. Current projections include several hundred empty folding chairs, a Ferris wheel, two maintenance workers, and inflatable eagle expected to lose pressure midway through the evening.
Event planners reportedly considered replacing departing acts with local marching bands, historical re-enactors, and a man from Ohio who can recite all 27 constitutional amendments from memory. However, officials ultimately concluded that Vanilla Ice performing a forty-minute freestyle about federalism offered the strongest entertainment value.
“We’re ready for anything,” Carlson said. “Whether we have fifty performers or just one man in a sequined American flag jumpsuit aggressively rapping about civics to carnival equipment.”
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Logging and mining operations including drilling are taking it all. The rapid rise in global temperature is taking the rest.
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it’s funny, I was just thinking this yesterday - why bother with New Zealand when you can just move to idaho and hire a county’s worth of serfs who want to be serfs
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I remain confident that the treasury-heist slush fund will be shut down before any money can go out the door (unless Congress is stupid enough to give its tacit blessing by passing guardrails for it).
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You’re in SUCH good company, friend!
Also too, I’ve heard good things about the power of prayer… 
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The gangrenous self-propelled blob is a 
, all that’s left is a petulant revenge and greed driven body after the head was cut off, shambling on in a bad suit forever.
He’s even past lust now as I’m sure his 
no longer functions.
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Iran has agreed to nothing. dumbass trying to make his fevered dreams actual.
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Seems it just crashed.
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A company built around talking animals is DEI?
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Negotiations are going swimmingly. NYT liveblog:
Iran’s lead negotiator, Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf, struck a hardline tone on Friday after a week of tit-for-tat strikes between the United States and Iran. “We do not gain concessions through dialogue, but through missiles,” he wrote on social media, as U.S. officials said the two sides were moving closer to a preliminary agreement that could reopen the Strait of Hormuz and extend the cease-fire. Mr. Ghalibaf said Iran had “no trust in guarantees or words,” adding that “no step will be taken before the other side acts first.”
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Last dude who went against Disney is probably still happy that Florida is a fiefdom.
Let’s see what happens.
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Happy Fake Deal Friday to all those who celebrate!
It reads to me that the morons in the room have been yelled at by the billionaires to end this shit, but TSF won’t agree to the only terms that will work (reparations, transit fees, keeping the nuke material) so we’re stuck in a “2 weeks” holding pattern until the Cuba invasion distracts him long enough to settle Iran before Cuba lobs drones at a “historic” home in Florida and he nukes Havana in response.
ETA there weren’t any Iranian mines laid, were there? And fantasizing that the IRGC will let any US troops on their soil is so far out there even ChatGPT is saying “woah dude lay off the hallucinogens”
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No further comment on my end.
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They hired people who aren’t white.
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