Ted Cruz is going to propose a law that legalizes punching antifas, and define “antifa” as anyone protesting Trump or Trump supporters.
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I was thinking that as well. He’s damn lucky he didn’t hit someone who actually knew how to defend themselves. I guess that’s why he picked the older dude.
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And hopefully the victim will sue the guy in Small Claims Court for payment for the new glasses he has to buy.
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Hope he picks expensive designer frames. Or has a really bad astigmatism.
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a [Trump supporter] in a green polo hopped out of his red pickup truck and punched 61-year-old protester Mike Alter in the face
Will Trump say Frazier is one of the “very fine people on both sides,” or will he repeat his “not me” refrain that “He has never incited violence. He has never, ever suggested that people should commit violent acts against each other.”?
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Pickup truck. Tiny penis.
'Nuff said.
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Yes.
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I suspect he mistook him for George Soros.
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A skillful street fighter could easily have hit him somewhere vital as soon as he went for that crazy windup and that would have been that. Very inept.
What I enjoyed best was the crowd chanting “Lock him up” as the police hustled the assailant away to a place where he undoubtedly would be lock-him-upped. It would still be ringing in his ears as he thought over the events of the day.
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But, you still have to admit that, deep down, underneath all of his racism, all of his sexism, all of his xenophobia, all of his antisemitism, all of his homophobia, and all of his learned human decency, he’s still a good guy.*
*Channeling t rumppspeak
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Nothing beats being charged with a misdemeanor for punching someone twice your age- in the face 6 times and being gingerly led away by the po-leece; rather than flung to the ground, knee in the back or choked to death and charged with RESISTING.
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I think a civil suit could be more damaging than a misdemeanor assault and battery that the lawyers and prosecutor will bargain down to parole and a fine if the guy’s not a repeat offender. Whattya bet there’s a FundMe set up by MAGAts already.
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No, I don’t.
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Bravo! 
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Just another patriot, like all the rest of the Send Her Back crowd.
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There was some crazy white dude who attacked a black family at a pool. He was knocked out by the father. He returned with a baseball bat and was knocked out by the father again. Then he was arrested.
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I just noticed they also arrested the driver. I wonder if they held him overnight without bail, too?
“Hi, mom. Could you call work and tell them I won’t be in this morning? I got arrested because Dallas attacked an old man. I’m pretty sure President Trump will pay my legal fees but I don’t think he’ll pay to get Dad’s truck out of the police impound. Do you suppose I could borrow some more money?”
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Hopefully the Charlottesville episode won’t become a norm …
thank goodness they don’t ’ learn ’ readily …
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Teams of NYT reporters are waiting at the jail to escort MAGA man to a diner when he is released. Instead of judging him (they implore us), shouldn’t we try to understand why he was willing to risk so much to stand up for the president?
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According to conservatives, the going price is $250 million, Mr. Alter ; - )
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