Boris Johnson Still Has A Fever And Will Remain Isolated

LONDON — British Prime Minister Boris Johnson still has a fever and will remain in isolation.


This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at https://talkingpointsmemo.com/?p=1301533

He seems nice, and sick.

So how’s “herd Immunity” working out for you now, dipshit?

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Maybe he just needs more cowbell.

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Of all the people who cosmic justice suggests should die a painful death of Covid-19 Mr. “sorry, not gonna work with the EU, we are going to do heard immunity” BloJo is high on the list.

Also the Daufine Kushie, who is at fault for a lot of Trump’s failures on Covid-19 response (as the only person who Trump evidently listened to, more more accurately the last person Trump listened to) is raising higher by the day…

If COVID-19 takes BoJo, it would just be a new twist in the Brexit saga. Perhaps then the British public can hold a referendum to cancel that ridiculous decision.

It’s not fair. Britain’s idiot gets the germ while ours continues to generate more embarrassing copy every day.

Johnson said Friday that although he is “feeling better,” he still has a fever and is following guidance to stay in isolation until his temperature has returned to normal.

Um, how about he stays in isolation until he tests negative three days in a row, like the protocol applied to everyone else?

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Since Boris isn’t busy, there’s never been a better time for him to visit his buddy, Cadet Bone Spurs, who, coincidentally, also isn’t *busy.

*Except, of course, for ensuring there’s an adequate number of golf carts for the Secret Service at Trump National Golf Club.

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Funny. My mind went right there too. :cow: :bell:

If he only shakes hands with other high-level brexiteers?

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There once was a PM who swallowed a fly …
… many verses … many verses … then
“Perhaps He’ll …”

How odd that this all happening during that period of time when BJ was scheduled to be touring the globe making incredible trade deals and forging single-market pacts with the USA and other flourishing economies, while Making Great Britain Greater Again. (You never know when you vote for crazy stuff just for shits and giggles, do you?)

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Maybe he can come and visit our Covidiot

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