Biden To Finally Receive First Presidential Intel Briefing On Monday

We still have intel? Are you sure?

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It didn’t really say how this works. Hope he has some great influence in safety protocols.

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Well, he knows how the serious adults do it, few better.

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Biden has had his share of press coverage the last couple days. It’s about time for another pardon so Trump can dominate the news cycle for another 48 hours.

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Wow! Just think: the first presidential intel briefing in 4 years that’s not in pig-Latin written with Crayola crayons.

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Hopefully the briefing will not be in cartoons because there is serious stuff in this world to deal with that trump has ignored. The pandemic rages on with criminal negligence from trump. There’s been an assassination of a major nuclear scientist in Iran that will result in major instability in the region. So there’s much for Mr Biden to know about.

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Will they expand the bullet points that donnie demanded and lose the pictures?

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Notice Joe’s grimace while reading the report. I wonder what it was. The picture was taken 2 years before Rump launched his campaign; can’t be about him…yet.

If Biden’s get his written with a Sharpie we know you know who got to look at it first.

For a top secret presidential brief? Most likely in person possibly even “the Cone of Silence”.

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The real question is why the GOP members of the committee are still ok with having a POTUS who doesn’t care about this stuff.

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A sneak peek…

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I wonder if it will have anything in it about what Jared’s doing in Saudi Arabia?

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Joe needs get well cards.

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How far down on the list are you?

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Transition haiku. Nice.

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AIDE: Here’s today’s intelligence briefing.
BIDEN: >rustle. rustle< HOLY SHIT!!!

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Because he wins elections for them. The GOP actually took Dem seats away in the House. That’s all thanks to Trump being on the menu… I mean, the ballot.

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Manafort would be good for at least 2-3 days of news cycle distraction.

Depends how much cash you have
Trump Pardon Schedule
$1 million Commutation of sentence
$3 million Pardon
$5 million “Blanket” pardon

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