Biden Jokes That Barr Called For ‘Witness Protection’ After Denying Voter Fraud Claims | Talking Points Memo

He really can and I never knew that before because I didn’t pay that much attention. I mean I knew some cool shit he’d done while Obama’s VEEP - like saying the ACA was a big fucking deal. hahahahaha But he’s so much more than I realized.

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The thing that gets me about all those articles is that most of the shit that is supposedly boxing Joe in is stuff he can undo, so how is he “boxed in”?

Except that the military has made clear it isn’t getting involved, Barr has made clear Trump lost the election, and the only proof anyone has that such a thing is in the works is a tweet from a disgraced asshole who has zero power to make it so. And if Republicans were planning such a thing, why even bother throwing millions and millions into the GA elections? What would be the point?

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He can embarrass us all his wants.

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He’s doing that alright. He’s been doing that for more than the last 4 years.

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What a season of gladness when we have a President-elect who can actually joke about someone without having to deflect later on and “claim” that he was joking. It’s an absolute f***ing miracle! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Hell. That’s some serious competition right there…

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President-elect Joe Biden on Tuesday joked that Attorney General Bill Barr had called him, “asking if I can get him in the witness protection program for endorsing me,” after Barr finally acknowledged earlier in the day that the Justice Department had seen no evidence of widespread fraud in the presidential election.

Biden might have phrased the honest truth as a joke on purpose. Let that idea stew in your minds for a bit.

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So that would be 4th dimensional chess to Trump’s 3rd?

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Who would have believed that something as normal as a sense of humor would become miraculous? hahahahaha

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Amazing what a difference removing malignant narcissism makes.

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The ultimate goal: keep Trump out of prison.

It’s why the Flynn martial law and suspension of the Constitution is on the table - not one GOPper has come out and said f$% no. It’s why Trump is discussing the ideas of mass pardons for his family members. It’s why Trump is considering resigning a half hour before the inauguration so that President Pence can give a full pardon to Trump. All this stuff is under discussion and can’t be dismissed because the tools are already in place for all of this to happen. None of the GOP is standing up to say f%^^ no.

Trump knows he will be in cuffs the minute Biden is sworn in - it’s why he won’t go to the inauguration because he could be arrested on the spot, to be honest.

And who’s going to stop him from any of this? He’s floated and attempted so much nonsense over the last month, we can’t put this past him trying, no matter how ridiculous it sounds (and it does!). When there’s no one standing in his way, he’ll get away with it and probably even leave the country (which would be a blessing) to a destination with no extradition (which would NOT be a blessing) and serve the rest of his life in his shadow government.

At this point, given what I’ve seen since the election (and even before), none of this is outside the realm of possibility.

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Trump only plays checkers and does so on a board with only one row. In that way, he doesn’t have to face an opponent. It’s all about him, every moment of every day. He’s so one dimensional that it’s surreal.

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Barr had greater latitude

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What’s the line on which Senator it will be?

Rand Paul?
Rubio?
Loeffler?
Collins?
Grassley?

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Agreed. I was snarking the punditry’s never-ending trope of the Grand Master Trumpiavellian machination machine.

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" “To date, we have not seen fraud on a scale that could have affected a different outcome in the election,” Barr told the Associated Press."

Barr is not saying that he did not find GOP election fraud (DeJoy, Abbott, Graham, Ronna Corona), just that it wasn’t enough to swing the election.

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Both literally & … uh … figuratively. ;p

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O my god - our lives will never be the same. Once you get tangled up with one…

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A-fuggin-men.

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I think you meant to say they were having a good cackle. Words matter.

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