trump tried to hire Richard Chamberlain as his doctor - he looked good on TV.

It’s a big unfucking deal!
“Does this bring you joy?”
No.
“How about this?”
No.
“This?”
Oh, G*d, no.
“Pangloss taught metaphysico-theologico-cosmo-codology. He could prove wonderfully that there is no effect without a cause and that, in this best of all possible worlds, His Lordship the Baron’s castle was the most beautiful of castles and Madam the best of all baronesses.”
― Voltaire, [Candide]
“Controversial”
Ummmm… Headline Writers? Could we just go with something more accurate, like: “Lying Sack of Shit”? Or, if you object to that as perhaps too editorial how about: “Trump’s Lying WH Physician”?
Thanks.
Also, this article raises an important question: How much does Biden weigh?
Oh shit. He’s still living!
In Huckabee Sanders units?
As Sean Connery might have said, there’sh no more room for hish boolsheet.
Much less than the weight on his shoulders to save this country.
From CNN.com:
“Biden has a long history with O’Connor, who served as his physician while vice president. He is a retired US Army colonel who served in the 82nd Airborne Division, the 75th Ranger Regiment, and the United States Army Special Operations Command.”
So Dr. O’Connor is a REAL Army Ranger.
Blow me, Tom Cotton!
What the hell? Competent people in the government? What is this, socialism?!!!
But Vince Edwards is dead, so he’s out of the running.
Thanks for the laugh. It’s been a crappy Monday morning, so this was needed.

Sure, with the current gerrymander
I need to hire Marie Kondo. But yeah…though not sure she could even get the stains out. Need Heloise for that.
Biden’s health care plan allows you to keep your own doctor. Republicans should love that.
