Ben Carson Tests Positive For COVID-19

No big deal, or at least, so we are told by old-what’s-his-name. Rhymes with Chump?

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This phrase was not overly convincing.

…especially coming from a Dr. who just got infected by a bunch of idiots.

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Yeah, yeah, covid, covid, covid. The important question is: how did the fundraiser go?

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It’s both-siderism all over again!

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Things didn’t turn out well for Herman Cain, but he was just a dedicated supporter of trump and not a cabinet member.

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Well at least they will have a decent table to lay him out on for the wake.
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I thought we weren’t even going to hear about COVID after November 3.

Seems like we’re hearing about it a lot.

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Does anyone have some proof-of-life re: Barr?

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Will the last person not to die please turn off the lights?

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He can run the country from Wilmington if needs be,

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therapeutics which aid and markedly speed his recovery

Coalter Baker joins the confederacy of dunces (Madison Cawthorn, Judd Deere, Hogan Gidley.)

My thought is he deserves it. My ‘prayer’ is that he suffers for a bit.

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Also Trumpian in scope…

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There have been many, many studies over the years showing that doctors really suck at washing their hands, too.

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Liars often never prosper, but they do land positions at elite law firms.

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Wearing a mask doesn’t protect you. It protects others from you. For the same reason a surgeon wears a mask, not to protect the surgeon, but to protect the patient.

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Especially when handling so much currency…

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The existential question of our time…

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And it’s really important to remove the mask from the chin and put it on the nose and mouth while one is out and about.

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