Well, being a Trump son and seeing Donald’s two other male alien spawn, I’d say he’s probably more Asparagus-ish. (H/T: Louie Gohmert)
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New chin, new nose, new cheekbones, new neck, new teeth, new lips.
She is a walking flotation device.
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I would kill to be able to afford her surgeon.
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And those high-water slacks!
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Barron is institutionalized just like Donald was. He doesn’t know anything about real life.
He’s been totally insulated from everything.
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I have a list . . .
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Doesn’t seem to have stopped his other demon spawn.
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" high-water slacks!"
LOL! I was just thinking of that, since that was the term for them back in the day. Melania is so fashionably lame.
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She dresses like what she is—a former sex worker who hit paydirt by marrying a rich john.
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I guess all of Donald’s wives had dreams about having sex with demons, since I know sure as hell if it were me I wouldn’t want to have dreams about having sex with Donald Freaking Trump!
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If she worked behind a desk, I’ll bet she kept a pair of flats under her chair.
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Melania sue! Just like when called escort, dahlink! Now get on knees and kiss Melania’s Jimmy Choo pumps!
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You can hope. When he is 18, then he is fair game across the board. Until then, his parenting would be the problem. Consider that the first family kids were far more visible and involved with daddy, the second family and third family kids are almost isolated. That may make a difference alone.
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Of plastic surgeons?
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Of people who need to be killed . 
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Yes, wait until he turns 18, just like Great Republican Maverick Zombie John McCain did when picking on Chelsea Clinton, who is 10 times the person his pole-dancer daughter Meghan is:
“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.”
– Senator John McCain, speaking to a Republican dinner, June 1998.
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Totally different list. 
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And it was not right when it is done period.
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Don’t forget the reporting that she wouldn’t move from NYC to DC until they had renegoiated her prenup to give Barron his “rightful place” in the family’s future endeavors.
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I guess this means Melania will have to homeschool him, huh? With that Einstein visa she should be a shoo-in for the job. Seriously though, unlike most kids, their kid can get the best tutors if they want them. The rest of America, not so much. So much time has been wasted already that this delay in school is just another example of tRump’s incompetance to plan ahead and help the states prepare for dealing with the virus at all levels.
When someone explains to me how kids can travel safely on school buses and mass transit, I’ll start paying more attention to how they plan to reopen especially in the city I’m living in.
When my kid was in high school, he took a city bus, than had to transfer to another city bus to get home. The exposure to the virus in that type of situation cannot be controlled as things stand right now unless you have covid marshals like you have sky marshals on airplanes or so it would seem.
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