AZ SoS Says Maricopa Election Equipment Shouldn’t Be Used Again After Sketchy Audit | Talking Points Memo

Cyberia Bound?

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I also have a small technical complaint about ‘Cyber Ninjas’ - Ninja is singular and plural, like fish or deer. At the very least it should be called ‘Cyber Ninja’

Cyber Ninjas = Soup Du Jour Of The Day

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Who thought it was a good idea to turn the actual voting machines over to these jackasses?

I hope Georgia is paying attention and tells them No when they knock on that door.

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Pizza pie

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https://memegenerator.net/img/images/11350628.jpg

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Call Cyber Pingas. When you need your election needlessly fucked with.

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Now it may be hacked.

…replace the election equipment it turned over to the auditors…

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In other words, it worked fine and their search for exploitability that they could use next time to assure GQP wins was fruitless, so “we need all new equipment that the GQP chooses.”

Either that this was all just cover for hacking and rigging it and so is the fake attempt to claim it all has to be replaced, which they know will be responded to by people saying that’s ridiculous, the equipment is fine…at which point they have them on the hook saying the equipment is fine and can throw it in their face if they later claim something now seems screwy , which it will, because it’s not hacked by these Cyber Ninja dufuses.

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Agreed. Definitely. Bring charges.

And after the manufacturer has a look, then squish them all down to the size of a Duracell battery and buy new ones : - )

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No doubt true. But it only takes a USB drive they got from the nice man with the funny accent to really wreak havoc.

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$10 says if you ask a Cyber Ninja how to properly mount a RAID volume, the answer is, “Ask Bob”

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So you’re saying that Doug Logan of Cyber Ninjas hired Rudy to defend his company?

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I would not be surprised if the Republican party hacked into the machines. They might even have had help from Russian intelligence.

It is best to scrap and replace not just the audited machines but all the machines like it in Arizona and elsewhere.

The motive may have been to reverse engineer it. It is possible that Karen Fann and Doug Logan of Cyber Ninjas plan to manufacture a voting machine that declares Republicans to be winners regardless of the vote count. They might have just needed some design specs and photos of critical hardware to start a voting machine company.

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Why was Cyber Ninjas allowed to get their hands on this equipment without agreeing to be held liable for this eventuality?

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They picked up a few thousand votes for the MFWWNBN. I can see the squirrels in their heads turning the wheels - if they can pick up a few thousand in Georgia and elsewhere they can get him over the finish line they think.

Of course it’s too late, their evidence is no good in any court in the country, and this process costs these states a lot of money.

So their squirrels are likely going to die of starvation up there in their brains.

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“How to Slav Your Election Machine”

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I’ve said all along it wasn’t about counting the ballot totals, it was always to get their hands on the machines.
I don’ think I ever heard how many election workers Maricopa County uses to count ballots during a Presidential election. I can tell you that the the fraudit companies didn’t hire enough people to do a recount.

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Are we quite sure it’s not Cyber Ninjae?

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They’ll be gone as soon as the grift is over.

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hahahahahahahahahahaha…

@txlawyer - I thought they were taking the show on the road and headed for Georgia next.

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