At Least Four Lawyers Declined To Represent Giuliani

Yeah, but I don’t consider Guiliani a good attorney at this point. I would even argue that he is only nominally an attorney anyway.

But he thinks he still is one. And he has gotten far too addicted to all the media attention he has been receiving, along with finally seeing himself as a “big time player” at the Federal level. There is zero chance that Guiliani is going to take a back seat on his own defense.

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Too bad he’s already found one, I heard the esteemed Steve Dallas esquire is available…

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“America’s Mayor” to thug.

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That old saying will have to be amended to… a lawyer who represents Guiliani, has a fool for a client.

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But he should see her as a dentist first.

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Sure Giuliani is innocent. Just ask the lawyers who refused to represent him.

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Stunning that a former federal prosecutor specializing in organized, financial and political crime would turn into an organized, financial political criminal–and a traitor aiding and abetting a US enemy!

He must have undergone some sort of psychological collapse or neurological disorder.

I.e. He’s Rudy Giuliani!

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Not available. Trumpp wants her on standby in case he needs a new Attirney General.

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I’d love to be at the confirmation hearings. They’ll have to wheel her in Hannibal Lecter-style.

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Rudy is not just a lawyer; he is the savior of Western Civilization. He can do no wrong. Now try telling him, as your client, to stfu. Never happen.

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He could probably get himself out of trouble by reviving his 2008 Presidential campaign, and getting himself some of that mythical immunity.* Remember the slogan? “Tested. Ready. Now.”

* I see the OLC is at it again, inventing law out of whole cloth. https://www.govexec.com/oversight/2019/10/igs-unite-against-justice-opinion-ukraine-whistleblower-complaint-wasnt-urgent-concern/160881/

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I’m sure the court could appoint one for him since he’ll probably be going through a few of them.

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The plus side of representing Giuliani is the fun of watching the judge’s face when you try to claim that anything G has done in the past 3-4 years is covered by Presidential executive privilege, lawyer-client privilege, or double-secret immunity.

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The chief legal strategy for Giuliani’s attorney would be to get him to STFU. Unfortunately, Giuliani won’t STFU. Won’t stop, can’t stop blurting out incriminating details. On television.

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When people, whose foundational belief is everyone deserves good, ethical representation in a fair trial, won’t represent you, and it’s not a monetary issue, you are one toxic bastard.

Rudy’s mistake here is that most high level shadowy mafia figures have attorneys on retainer so they don’t have to go begging at the last minute.

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Right. Those are just the ones we know about. Think how many more must have laughed his ass out of the office or just refused to take his calls.

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“lawyers practicing outside a firm were worried that Giuliani might try to run his own case.”

Yep…he’s a nightmare client. Not only is he fucked, but he’s another Dunning-Kruger Acolyte who will know better than you do at every turn and will likely hang himself thinking he’s the smartest motherfucker on the planet.

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It’S all Good, man.

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Most criminal defense lawyers don’t want clients who are still actively engaged in a crime spree. It looks like Rudy is still trying to strong arm foreign governments on behalf of Trump.

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Whaaat? These guys weren’t available?

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