Former President Donald Trump’s lawyer presented his stew of rapidly changing, sometimes conflicting, always ephemeral legal arguments in the case stemming from the August raid of Mar-a-Lago to a panel of appellate judges on Tuesday — who often reacted with incredulity.
May as well get the opinion out of the way before Thanksgiving too.
Please stop calling the warrant execution a “raid”
There will be more pissed off drunken uncles than usual at Thanksgiving Dinners this year. Meltdowns everywhere.
Lawyer for busted drug dealer: “Sure, your honor, they seized several kilos of cocaine, but what’s really at issue here are the Yeezy sneakers and my client’s priceless collection of novelty pornographic playing cards that were seized at the same time! All we’re asking for is a little justice!”
Huge volume? One carton or two?
I have done appellate work in the past. If the judges are talking like that at oral argument your client is toast.
Trump was headed to jail in slow motion when the Democrats were pushing against GOP institutional support for him. Now that the GOP has switched sides, and also want Trump sidelined, suddenly it seems as if the pace has accelerated several fold.
Exactly what I was thinking. They want him gone.
They forgot to mention the Celine Dion picture.
Some search warrant raids, if the FBI is really pissed, they bring a Celine Dion picture and leave it at the scene.
Speaking of which, do you think anything can be accomplished with TFG’s tax returns before the end of the term? If the current dem-run committee does actually follow through on obtaining them, can next year’s gop-run committee unobtain them?
Where he’s going he won’t need golf shirts.
IF you’ve lost Judge William Pryor then you might as well turn your lying crooked ass in to the feds.
He’s a staunch conservative who usually never passed up an opportunity to stick it in the liberals’ ass given the chance.
Looks like the word came down from the PuppetMasters to sink the Orange Fuck and quickly.*
*See SCOTUS ruling on taxes.
“…Trump attorney James Trusty…” His name is Trusty, you have got to be kidding me.
Horrible Thanksgiving news for Biden and the Demonrats! 
Trump’s lawyer sounds like he’s arguing the case for “generic Karen meme.”
Same here and agree 100%.
House of Cards?