Anchorage Mayor Resigns After Admitting To ‘Inappropriate’ Messaging With TV Anchor | Talking Points Memo

Keep yer dicks in yer pants until November 4th, jackasses.

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Remember Tom Pynchon’s entry in the “houseboat” pun contest?

It went something like this:

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I’m thinking OAN, maybe Breitbart.

I’d live on one but you’d have to throw in Sophia Loren.

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Worked on my friend, anyway.

Anchorage Mayor Resigns After Admitting To ‘Inappropriate’ Messaging With TV Anchor

Initially I read that as “… inappropriate massaging with TV anchor”

So, what happens to the TV anchor? Does she resign as well or just continue as if nothing happened? Apparently this behavior was consensual between the two of them. So, equal outcome I would think would be appropriate.

People gotta stop worshipping the damn teevee. They don’t call it the boob tube because of all the boobs and tubes it shows, but because it can turn you into a boob if you aren’t careful. It’ll suck the life out of ya, which is why you get nice people like her and Trump.

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I sucked at math

I may have sprained my neck watching your reply fly over my head!! :worried:

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Well, the integral is indefinite so, per Tom …

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Some people have no shame.

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(((sigh)))

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It’s all in the wrist, good buddy, it’s all in the wrist.

Oh the profligate wickedness of it all! :scream:

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Ya know, being the biologist I was … “c” to me was the speed of light. But in this case it means something else. I avoided math and got by on the bare minimum needed as I really did have blank understanding but for some unknown reason I could easily visualize chemical structures, steroids in particular, in 3-D in my head and how they’d bind to their protein receptors. I tried to explain this for vitamin D3 for my lab mates in graduate school and got back the same blank stares I would have for them when discussing math. …

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Yes, judging by your impressive résumé, that would appear to be very much the case!

Thanks for the work done, and the sacrifices made.

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Ok, so he had a “consensual yet inappropriate extramarital text messaging relationship”. Stupid, assuredly. But at the same time the president can brag about much more than text messaging, and non-consensual to boot, why is this even an issue? Is the mayor really so delicate that he can’t say, “sorry, I was stupid”, take some shit for a few days, and move on? What’s really going on here?

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She needs to get her own show with that astronaut candidate that drove over 3 states wearing diapers in order to shoot her boyfriend’s girlfriend in the perfect crime.
Like in the musical Chicago. These females need their own FOX show.

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You know what insidious cabal controls those Emmy awards? That’s right all them Hollywood Jeeewwwwwws.
That’s why she didn’t win one! She’s a top-notch reporter. I look forward to her and Sarah Palin’s podcast.

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