No underage person was involved in the affair. No unindicted co-conspirator. No sex-for-career advancement. Plain old vanilla affair.
This guy might be the most moral Republican leader in the party.
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previously
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Merrill is a hypocrite and it’s not known if he’s the next Bob Bentley.
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Admittedly its a very low bar. We are talking about Republican leaders.
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Blaming homosexuals?
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Give me a break. He prays to the Lord to keep him from continuing his relationship with a woman. Yeah it’s her fault. Go away!
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17 minutes…to discuss disappointing missionary.
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Women are pretty much evil.
That’s the ticket!
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“I am not able to stay away from you, so that’s the reason why I have to have help in order to do that … the help is coming from the Lord,” Merrill told McPherson, according to AL.com.
Just ask for help!
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I was looking for the feud between he n Doug Jones.
Google is a funny beast and that’s how i found that ‘Saint John’ article.
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Alabama Secretary of State John Merrill ® on Wednesday admitted that he had an “inappropriate relationship” with a 44-year-old woman hours after he initially denied the extramarital affair, according to AL.com.
So, he first denies having an extramarital affair and then he rushes to have an extramarital affair just hours later?!?
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Naw. Here’s all the best parts–
Caution: Explicit.
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A rare victory for WarOnDumb!
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Wait, what? Merrill is blaming Homosexuals for his Heterosexual affairs? How exactly does that work? Do Sam and Vince pay to watch?
Republicans always blame people for their situations (being poor, being sick, etc) and say" well, you made choices) except when it’s them, then Republicans blame other people for Republican situations.
Oh, this IS Alabama we’re talking about…
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If Baby Jeebus was doing his job then he wouldn’t have let Merrill play Hide-The-Weenie with someone other than his wife.
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Didn’t learn from the past governor? Is it a requirement in Alabama that about every 5-6 years a top official (or plural) have to get caught engaging in extramarital activities while playing ‘a God fearing Christian’ on local tv?
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The admission by Merrill, who is married and has two children, was issued hours after he denied the affair to AL.com in an interview on Wednesday morning. Merrill accused the woman involved in the affair, Cesair McPherson, of “stalking” and “harassing” him.
I guess that’s one way to end the stalking and harrassing: let her have what she wants. And what he wanted.
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GOPs are totally befuddled by tech. Geez, “Sex, Lies, and Videotape” came out in 1989. Slow learners.
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So it turns out Jerry Falwell Junior is a Godly man.
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Maybe if the god is Pan
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