Aileen Cannon Is Back In A Bad Sequel To Her Trump Debut

So will we have to pony up even more money to some random operatives to unpardon these criminal grifters? And where is the fuse to the Cannon? The kitties are stumped . . .

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FBI Director Kash Patel enlisted two SWAT-trained FBI agents in Atlanta to protect his aspiring country music singer girlfriend at the NRA’s annual convention last spring, the NYT reports.

Is she really that off-key? I mean my singing voice is nothing to write home about, but I never felt the need for bodyguards…

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Despair not. There are thousands.

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Just for the novelty, hairy snails.

Oh, and, in another ‘who’dda thunk it,’ the River Thames used to be connected to the Rhine.

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If you’re not on X, there is a new function that you can see actual user account location and it turns out many MAGA influencers are Russian.

Also,

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Trying to wrap my head around this. Using the Right’s own arguments, shouldn’t an NRA convention be, like, the safest fucking llace in the world?

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It’s MAGA’s Kristallnacht.

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She’s previewing the color of this year’s ghastly Xmas trees.

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She actively stood in the way of putting the orange fuckwit in an orange jumpsuit. She’s the civic equivalent of a case of the clap.

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I’ll guess, ‘intimidation and the joy of destruction,’ to sorta quote Nick Lowe.

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Let me see if I have this right, MAGA is going to use the Deep State to expose a Deep State conspiracy. I struggle with the logic here. If it’s really the Deep State, and the Deep State conspired against Trump wouldn’t they find there was no Deep State conspiracy? Conversely finding that there was a conspiracy doesn’t mean there actually was a conspiracy because there are 2 possible reasons for a determination that there was a conspiracy. That there was in fact a conspiracy, or the Deep State is misdirecting attention away from itself. Regardless, this has the hallmarks of a lewd act committed in public.

Given what we’re seeing with the Deep State conspiracy prosecutions so far, I think we can ignore the possibility that there was a Deep State conspiracy, the only possible out come is that the Deep State directed at Mad Donald was Yet Another MAGA Hallucination.

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When the federal bench is either unwilling or unable to police itself, Aileen Cannon is what you get. An obviously corrupt, partisan hack administering what can only laughingly be called “justice”.

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Since we’ve gotta live with this, I’m hoping she’ll try to take enough advantage to get some serious sanctions.

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All things considered, MTG is not looking as bad as she used to. I mean, she’s still bad, but there’s always more horrible harridans in the GOP.

freedom of consequences.

the slaughtering the Jews we can have that convo another time

Actually, there’s no time like the present.

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That Alito wants to hear.

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Nuts!

Texas men indicted in plot to take over Haitian island and enslave women and children

The men also plotted to recruit and hire homeless people from Washington, D.C., to overthrow Haiti’s government on Gonave (pop. 87,000), according to prosecutors.

https://www.npr.org/2025/11/23/nx-s1-5618242/texas-haiti-gonave-island-plot

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True, but she’s also the actual, visible face of a real Deep State burrowed into the Judiciary. For some reason, Kim Philby just came to mind.

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SCOTUS will slow walk this, decide not to hear the case, but say the corrected (fair) map “can’t be used because it’s too close to an election.”

Rinse, repeat.

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SCOTUS will stay California’s new map, while allowing Texas to move forward. This administrative stay is just the first step in that very inevitable result.

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