Who will be the first tourist to be arrested for the felony of touching a sign?
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Says the man who can’t play golf without a cart.
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He must be all jacked up on every stimulant in the WH pharmacy just to prevent the falling asleep scene. And that on top of the Big Macs and sugar drinks they gave him before he had to pretend to eat the hotel rubber chicken meal. He will get into the Big Macks and his shitty TruthSocial site soon. Fully energized by the dementia day/night reversal. an aside: I watched more than I could bear of the ‘mentalist’ performance. I did not know that the presidency, the white house correspondents, and this country (currently bereft of all it’s grand possibilities) could be more cringe and embarrassing. Now I do. And I will learn it again tomorrow. I hate embarrassment on behalf of others. Fucking shame. It is not really useful.
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Don’t deny your imagination and settle yet. Although if they take him to the McConnell zone, we may never know. White House correspondents will be grieving their access and figuring out how to make love to the couchfucker.
Great Scott, they’re Vandals.
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It’s hard work, whining while filling his Big Boy diaper.
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I must be nutz to get up at 3am to watch the Tour de France stage 20… the deciding stage . The "queen stage:. If Tadej Pogacar maintains his lead and wins then he will win the Tour as stage 21 in Paris is mostly a celebration parade except for the final circuits of the Champs Elysees.
Yeowzah!
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Crap! He’s not …dead
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You’ve discovered the source of the explosive diarrhea lettuce!
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Ironic that he is always, always taking extra strokes on the golf course.
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We could give him the Bikini atoll. Maybe even run one last open air test, with him in a prime front row seat! A few hundred meters away should be perfectly safe, right?
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Maybe he will schedule a tee time with Lindsey.
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Trump got us into the greater war on reality.
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